Normal's Overated.
sokmuiam a cynical person who hates orientation and the ridiculous rah rah atmosphere. shares a love-hate relationship with ku-ster and the piano. god should populate the earth instaneously with adults, thus skipping the absurd toddlers and squealingn babies fan of korean shows and the rude ah jun mas, secretly think bae yong jun is not bad looking. listening to classical music on the train is a waste of my battery. Dislikes babbling women who are not efficient.adores House. Thinks that friends are sometimes a burden Adores Xinyun immensely. Life is too short to bother socializing with people I dun like. You either choose the pill and live your life barely feeling your toes, or ignore the pill and accept pain as part of the life. Secretly clings. Sometimes. |
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my student made a guess regarding my age and said i was fifteenmr ku insulted me by saying i look like david carrdine whoever dares to say there is a certain resemblance better be prepared for my wrath. plugged tagboard
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oops..forgot to thank those people who bought presents.. layjia jody and pris for the photoframe and dat dunno wad keychain and pin..haz naomi for that bottle it was realli nice naomi and ann for lee hom's album!!! (eeeks!!!!!) yah..dat's all i've gotten...so far (i hope....) cos SOME people say dat "i forgot to bring!! today very rush!!" first day of sch ma...eh..if you guys neva give i go kok u ah........>.< (why am i asking for pressies..) yo yo everybody..it's mi again!! kz crap.. anyway, the date today is 27/6..i'm officially a 15 year-old!! sob so sad!!! lemme tell u about my HORRENDOUS birthday....... first off..i had to finish off english homework (two compres) for kellie cos according to her, my english is better than hers (den i find out today she gave mi the wrong compre..i did one for nothing..) den after dat i took a long bumpy ride from choa chu kang lrt to Fajar..to get this exam piano disc from my teacher..kz so far so gd..den i took the lrt bac..den I LEFT MY WALLET ON THE GODDAMN BENCH!!! cos the train took 12 mins so getting bored i took out teenage to read..i go put my wallet on the bench and walk off without it!! 5 mins later i realize i forgot to take and took the next train (which was 2 min) bac to Fajar..AND IT WAS GONE!!!! ahhhh!!! there was a survelliance camera somemore lor~!! what the hell!! den there was this nice officer la..say he will try..den ask for my contacts and call central in case anyone reported in..but yep, it's a hopeless cause................>.< why are singaporeans sooo heartless?? (i shall talk about how careless i am later) firstly let's focus on their heartlessness..it's not their god damn business to take that wallet!! it was black! it had tried to camou itself into the dark bench!! why take it!! there was onli four bucks inside but i lost my link card plus nets!!! arggh..i'm gonna write into straits times abt it..nod nod* so pissed! singapore is soooo safe until you can leave ur wallet dere for ten mins and it vanished! poof!! WHAAAH..cry outloud... anyway..that was the FIFTH time i lost my link card..and seeing as i just replace one LESS THAN ONE WEEK AGO..i can't tell my mum..nope zilch NOT POSSIBLE..she will kill mi slaughter mi ground mi and just make my life hell.......so yup, had to cum up with a plan.. lemme tell u about my ingenious plan...(seriously i'm a little scared of myself cos very cunning!! ) kz..cos i need to make my nets and link card secretly without her knowing..to make my link card, i hav to have my BC cos i no IC yet..so what did i do? she worked late yesterday till night so i wrote a note say that i wanna do IC today cos other days no time le so i requested my BC and (after dat realized i need their ICs) and their ICs photostated..say that peixian is coming with mi, so can pass to peixian their photostated copies wen she cum and meet mi... i was praying and praying and praying and when i finally heard the tell tale sound of the drawer opening and that unique sound of my BC (cos it was rolled up) i was sooo damn relieved lemme tell u dat..den i pretended to be sound asleep when she came into my room and put it dere.. den imagine my horror the next morn when i saw the note she wrote : i not working today so call during ur break, maybe i go wif u.. in order for her not to cum (if she does, the whole plan fails) i called her during recess and told her dat she doesn't hav to cum cos we can't do IC cos the photograph needs to be taken without uniform...and i said that it's a fren tell mi de.....SO SHE DIDN'T CUM DOWN ah huh, so settled! i made my ez-link and nets with kellie as a moral booster.. tada! mission accomplished!! but here's one big PROB..the NETS i replaced is the modern blue one..the one i lost was GREY...so she will tell the diff!! my solution : just keep it the hell away from her and neva let her see it...NEVA... but still it's one big headache.. whatever..anyway... PEOPLE!! I'M DESPERATE!! I JUST REALIZE I'M DAMN FORGETFUL!! PLS PLS PLS IF YOU ARE AROUND MI OR OUT WITH MI PLEASE REMIND MI TO TAKE MY WALLET MY HANDPHONE AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S VALUABLE..!! why? cos today, after i had my new link and nets card..mi and kellie went shop around..den she bought slurpie.den we sat down in front of a slurpie shop (eh) to drink..she wanted to get away quickly cos very pai seh cos neva buy from dat uncle..so i left..LIKE THAT! i forgot to take that plastic bag with the presents and my wallet and my handphone!!! luckily that uncle called mi (but i neva hear) den another auntie stopped mi!!! omg!!!! so pls pls pls..i need your help!! pls remind mi!!! anyway..okay today..proper blogging it was the first day of school!! i sat with naomi last second row infront of huizhen(long story) ..and lemme tell u the god damn school is so poorly organised i could punch the principal..ya noe we hav to climb four stairs (from B1) all the way to the third floor den walk across dat link (labs) den climb another stair..DEN we reach our classrooms...and its' so pathetic it doesn't hav a bin neither does it hav a clock (wee lic!!) ....sigh sigh sigh..and it took us such a long time to get down to flag raising..cos we hav to squeeze like sardines with the lower sec and they took such a long time at flag raising..talk sooo long!! dunno wad the crap...oh yeah and naomi's the councillor doing the school attention stuff..wahahah..so kiddy her voice but k la she didn't freak out...it was a good thing already.. mm..i had a freaky time after PE..became sick (ask mi if you wanna noe the real reason) den sat down at the stairs..later on was so drama went into lit class so late..and i saw chai LAUGHING!! wad the hell, doesn't the freak hav any decency? i'm SICK ya noe and he's LAUGHING his head off...wad the hell...abish!! no sympathy at all, the next time HE's sick i'll definitely laugh like hell....... oh yeah..and they changed our english lesson to 3/2..freak..go down and up again..what the helll, did anderson think we students need exercise? (though that's true but it's too much!!) and english was spent mi copying chem from wee yang den miss heng talking about her so called matchmaking session..eh den was math...it was so damn hot, you can just look at mr ttp and tell, either he spent a lot of energy talking and teaching or else he's just plain hot..cos he sweat a lot..and math was such a sleepy lesson!! they moved it near noon and everyone was like staring at ttp and you can see the mind wandering off and onli the fingers moving like zombies copying his notes......yawn yupp...den journel writing was cut into from math and we did nothing but listen to mr tok's lame talk...alamak.. all in all..not a pretty bad day considering how shuay i was..but seriously..i hate the school!! (not the lessons) the school!! ahh must climb her climb dere climb everywhere..one day somebody will break his head and finally the teachers will see the LIGHT... diao..i'm going crazy.. oh yeah, ya noe my mom went crazy..i didn't expect her to be such gd mood when i came bac..she told mi she was going NTUC to buy stuff..den when i came bac dad was home she wasn't..turned out she went causeway point to shop..(why do aunties like to shop on their own?) yupp..den she came bac and she bought like 100 bucks worth of vcds!! ya noe chuang shi ji? by luo jia liang dat one? she BOUGHT THE WHOLE SERIES!!! we already had the first part of the second..she bought the rest of it..dat's..4 parts plus another two parts is some ulu show she say should be can watch de.. omg..she has such gd mood.... i'm so glad..cos i still hav to lie and it's better wif her in a good mood... god..i feel so scary at myself..so cunning..damn.. ahhhh the chunk of greyish plastic is pretending to be my printer!!! arggh..i rather it spit out paper faster then it can chew (eh?) den it just sitting motionless dere..!! tried for hours and still it didn't move...arggh..wanna tear it apart..ya noe it's like having a child stare at you without saying anything for too long........... what the.. junjie just told mi he had no idea school was starting..how blur can anyone get..it's like..the main topic everyone is harping on..how sucky sch is how stupid sch is..and he FORGOT... shakes head* hopeless la* anyway..now he's freaking out about homework..oh well, everyone is freaking out about homework..hahahx....tml kellie requested my help in finishing off her homework...my birthday and she wans mi to do homework.. god, am i kind or wad? especially when the reward is oliver TWIST just received it today and yesh, i read it before and i remember giving it up halfway..cos it was boring like hell.. >.< AHHHHHHH i need to watch show le!! chow!!! btw....LIFE ROCKS!! ESP WHEN IT'S UR BIRTHDAY! hahax.. no la no lah, i'm not trying to be spiteful..heh realli i finally remember..last stuff to do..literature!! must do compare and contrast thingie..sian ah hmm... so happy!! yesterday went out shopping with aunt for the whole day..she bought mi stuff worth over hundred bucks in all!! happy sia!! we went metro sales at expo first.. (i had to stand one whole hour from woodlands till bedok..) den buy buy buy...den after dat went bedok interchange eat goreng pisang (ya noe the bedok ones are the best?) den went shop a little at interchange but was too hot..den went bac queenstown to her house..den after a little cooling down we went takashimaya again (cos mom told her there was a sales) den we buy stuff again...den had yoshinoya for dinner den went bac her house where i met my bro DEN we went home...woo hoo!!! so fun la..i went on the mrt train carrying one whole bag from metro..more like rubbish bag den anything worth hundred dollars..hehe..shiok sia.. but aiyo..this morn very damn depressing..went piano..den my teacher say the same stuff about wad not using feelings in ur pieces..wad not right attitude..wad must play to play, not play for the sake of exams..blah blah blah..i noe she's right lar..but you think it's so easy to do mehz? wad must ur imagination..i dun even noe wad that song is talking about how to use imagination... big sigh oh yeah, AND she hinted dat i'll fail if i failed to do that within a month before exams..(great) ...sob sob.. btw..happy birthday to jiajun..though i doubt he ever checks my blog..but oh well wadeva.. cos tml's my birthday!!! get ready my presents yet people??? (stupid mi..) but after dat i'm sooo sad..cos it's school days AGAIN!! cry cry cry...sniff..why must spoil my nice weekend with that stupid reminder of school.. oh yeah recommendations :laurell k. hamilton anita blake vampire hunter series.. very nice sia..borrowed one and got hooked on it..think it's pretty original.. eh..i forgot what i came online to do..had one whole list de..better list it out now.. 1. print out social studies (finally) 2. iron uniforms later so they can hang there like ghosts to haunt mi (nah just wanna finish it) 3.make new specs (where did mum go?? ) 4. hagger with kellie for my new wallet (by the way can you believe, can you BELIEVE she bought mi a BOOK for my birthday..and wad title was it?? you will neva guess it..instead of buying an f.paul.wilson j.d. robb or even some other moden writers would be nice..she bought mi OLIVER TWIST by CHARLES DICKEN........double >.<...and worse still, she wanted to buy phantom of the opera..i asked her why the hell she didn't..she said oliver twist was thicker and since i read so fast, she chose dat one.. can you BELIEVE it? that's why i hagger with her for a new wallet..bleah) 5.read some math stuff so dat i wun blank out on monday.. 6.oh yah..physics show and tell..call ruth and plead with her with innocent eyes and all (pui pui) to ask her to do it all..heheheheh evil sia 7.go around asking people for extra tie cos i lost mine..layjia yours wif mi! 8. collect 10 bucks from bro! he owes me! 9. sort the new stuff i bought yesterday (lalala) 10. try to think about the stuff i wanted to do...i can't believe i forgot it... petit bâtard..(is err..french? spanish? for little bastard...) cool..heh.. yoo hoo.. it's THURSDAY!! people it's THURSDAY!! it means we have slightly less than three days before we have to head back to that monstrous compound.. ahhhh.. currently waiting for lady kellie tan peixian to head bac so i can finally finish up my bio at the library..after dat, it's copying copying...credits to mg..hehe..too lazy to work up chem.. ahhh.. why why why..arggh..dun wan sch to reopen so soon leh... imagining first day of sch at assembly.. everyone will be busy fanning their flushed faces cos it's too damn hot.. and 3/7will be talking bullshit behind.no one can really hear what's going on in front.. den people like junjie and gang will start admiring the beautiful greenary next to our queue (refering to of course the small grass..) den a certain bored bee or butterfly or dragonfly will fly by to provide entertainment..aka sherhan screaming... den still more fanning and fanning den people will start complaining about heat stroke.. and WHAT THE HECK are the teachers talking abt.. sweat trickle* and finally they say we are dismissed... ..phew, sounds pretty scenic for the first day bac..wow.. i dun understand why singapore schools insist on the assembling before starting of lessons crap..why can't we just skip the whole bullshit and head on to class?? reason #1 : we will be spared of the hissing and oinking sounds (equivalent of what we heard) from the teachers reason #2 : we wun be sweating like nobody's business when we head on to class reason#3: it's simply POINTLESS!! arghh..kzkz..let's carry on talking about how stupid singapore's educational system is.. thinks* ahhh~ does this sounds familiar? "we will be focusing on _____ this term" mr ACS...pur lease.. it's really stupid to threaten us when not a single teacher works up the gut to go over to the normal acad/normal (no offence, jus dat they really hav very noisy parties) and scold them.......... ironic and let's see..when school reopens..we hav to settle ourselves for a non-canteen-canteen...selling..erm, let's see..no idea but must be some tasteless stuff disguising itself as healthy nutritional lunch for us suffering students no wonder most of singapore students suffer from mild malnutrition.. ahh..let's not forget the wonderful giddy maze our school has turned into?? without the ever winding stairs and perilious looking floorboards... it's a wonder we didn't mutinied.. ahhh.. dun ask mi why i'm typing this..cos i realli dun look forward to sch reopening..sob! my birthday = last of hols... sad ah hmm.. (i realli hope no anderson teachers are reading this..) anyway..a list of the tortuous moments that awaits us moment #1: dropping off to wonderland during geography lesson (please it's really boring like HELL) moment #2: dropping off to a certain nut land during math lesson ( who dunno what i'm talking about. period? mi mi!!) moment #3: trying to work my mouth muscles to smile whenever mr tok make a very cold joke..and try not to freeze moment #4: try my best not to stare blankly at mdm neo or haz during ss lessons or simply drop dead on the desk moment #5: pray to god sincerely whenever the OHP shows sign of fading out (hurray!) moment #6: learn to be like peihung and heads off straight after sch to the comfort of homey...and the pile of homework.. moment #7: try to squeeze the big pile of junk plus kum boon's big pile of ju nk into the locker without it breaking.. moment #8 : try not to squeeze the teacher's eyes out or strangle him/her like a barbie whenever things get too boring.. moment #9 : ~most important~ try not to commit suicide when you saw ur math results :50/100! hurray i passed!! does the above sounds enticing?? do you look forward to the above treasured moments? if yes, i declare you are suffering from anderson-syndrome and should be transfered to the over-stress-students department for further analysis of ur alienish brain... if no, i declare you a normal working almost going mad student trying to salvage the last of ur secondary school years whom despite everything, also ought to be in some nutshell for counselling due to extreme depression... damn..i'm going crazy..boink halo.. long time neva blog.. changed the layout to suit the god damn mood... bac to school!! arggh.. ~precisely~ i shall skip the part about how i'm still struggling to finish up my homework due to extreme fatigue.. been sick the past few days...still kinda wheezy.. arggh..why must school start?? this hols doesn't seem to serve any purpose unless you count rotting... erm...nothing's been happening...naomi's bac..been out wif her on a rather futile trip yesterday to do our homework..>.< wheezy* i realli hate school..any objections? damn!! today is thurs! one more week to school reopen and i still still still haven't finish all my science homework plus math!! ahh!!! damn damn damn..think i'll beg for mercy in front of the teachers and pretend i hav this incurable disease call procrastination.. yuppie..that sounds gd .. anyway!! shit!! tml going jurong swimming pool with ann and meigui! yay! but horz..HOMEWORK!! maybe i should try doing homework till twelve or something instead of playing games.. ahh.. damn people, i lost my ez-link AGAIN! it's like..the fourth time?? omg..and meigui says it costs 19 bucks!! omg..what is the government up to..doing this to us...... so stupid lor..i put it in my sling bag..den went ah ma's house and aunt's house via dad's car...lidat oso can lose leh!! omg..why why why.....ahhh!!! and it's so damn FAN cos mom keep nag nag nag niam niam niam...ahhh...i noe i lost it la, i noe i blur la, i noe i irresponsible la, can you STOP rubbing it in?? in any case, i'm paying for it MYSELF..yar? so stop NAGGING!! GRRRR add that to the pile of homework on my desk..i'm DEAD! anyone willing to let mi copy those homework? i'm dead...soooo dead.. oh yeah..today went shopping with aunt and second bro..weird i noe..in any case all we bought is a pair of jeans for mi..dat's it..it's a miracle bro didn't ask aunt to buy the whole shopping mall for him..hahax..quite nice actually..in any case, he stops being rude to mi his sister in front of aunt..so yup, very nice but..dinner was..shit..we went this restaurant starting with TONY something...and it's realli..arggh...bro ate steak which he claimed was nice but i dunno how to appreciate, i had this GIANT serving of grilled chicken which was soo damn dry i rather eat KFC..den the ribs..arggh..no meat at all..maybe the chef thought we were dogs?? bone's enough eh? ahh..but it's aunt who foot the bill, sad..80 bucks for a dinner lidat.. and on the way out we saw many stupid people queuing for seats..sigh hmm..almost midnight le..how i wish i'll neva neva neva have to go bac to school..isn't this great? doing nothing all day except slacking rotting and occasionally doing some homework..i'm dead! can somebody please lend mi a brain, a hardworking one, cos mine seems to be either brain-dead or it's rioting against work...haizz.. wadeva la..tml can play play play!! I MISS CHARMED!! due to dat sucky dinner of cos mm..maybe i shall devote six hours on friday to finish off science.. den weekends to deal with math.. den last wk for revision.. but of course, i'm sure to succumb to the temptation of ..the tv. (the worse enemy) ahhh!! cannot cannot!! help~~ SOS for emergency homework do-er... yoz.. hmm..let's see..i've finished the social studies stuff le!! yay!! but i think need to edit a bit..wadeva la.. finished the stupid research assignment..all on china and other countries de..call mi biased but china very qian da la...wad wif taiwan and all dat.. wanted to do on the palestinian israel thingie..but can't be tempted to wade through the whole chunk..i found one website basically a text-book history of it see.....one whole chunk.. so yupx, i gave up and tackle china instead.. hmm...waiting for meigui to pass mi the geography..den can finish up humans..saved for lit proj..ahh i haven't read the narayanan (dunno how to spell la) book..shit.. currently hooked on nicholas sparks..so nice! the guardian..quite new lehz..so fortunate to borrowed it..hmm.. that reminds mi..i still hav quite a big chunk of bills to pay..over due la ... i hate homework!!! why are our holidays plagued with homework huh? today is thursday..i have just spent this previous week wading through essay after essay....why??? ahh..has anybody realized that the older you get, the faster hols seemed to past? failing to catch time* ahh..i want time to stop la!! shudders* imagine when sch reopens den you hav to crawl up in the morning when the sun hasn't even risen then mop ur way to sch?? den try to pry open ur eyes and cock ur ears to try to listen to the rubbish they called knowledge.. ahh... teenage life..so sucky.. nah, jk..i rather be a teen den some old grouchy grand mother.. eh, why am i talking about all this?? ahh.. okayy..i spent a couple of hours yesterday searching for the newspaper social studies thingie.. still feel very disorientated now..i woke up at noon today! yeah! err..anyone wrote on the stupid SEQ yet? seriously, can i quit as ss rep? i hav no idea how i'm going survive la.. ahh.. let's talk about my funny dreams yesterday.. i dreamt of.. drums* lee hom!! hahax..so stupid right..i dreamt of him singing a song, a song that he's neva sang before or i've never heard before..and it's weird la but it's one WHOLE song lehz..with melody blah blah, like i'm mozart and i made the tune in my head lidat..it's a tune with indian hints lidat..quite nice lehz pity i can't rmb..or else can send for competition.. nah just kidding.. stupid rite..now..trying to do some homework..wish mi luck.. very sian ah!! who wanna go out!! AHH... currently the keyboard is on my lap cos my bro disconnected this keyboard to match with the other comp cos the other keyboard doesn't match with dat comp... ahh.. anyway..my second bro bought PSP!!he doesn't allow me to play yet..say wait till he buys the screen cover in case i scratched it..hupm..wadeva..anyway..getting PS game soon!! yah!! can play at last!! okay okay..diaox..now dunno why cannot open my own blog..can anyone tell mi? mm..good news!! i managed to finish my social studies source based questions today!! finally!! cos i couldn't..always COULDN'T resist that ever grey temptation of sitting down and watching tv all day long..but today..ahem ahem, i overcame it!!! yaya!!! yeah!! okay..homework yet to do...lemme list kz.. 1.maths..(wad online thingie..plan to find out later) 2.geography worksheet..still need to go bac sch take.. 3.literature proj..shit forgot sms bac kumboon.. 4.social studies the articles thing (going to do now..) 5.social studies SEQ (darn) 6. chemistry theory wb (at sch!!) 7. chemistry rivervalley paper 8. chemistry wadeva ulu sch paper 9. biology ten year series!! 10. physics show and tell 11. chinese stupid paper did i forget anything?? ahh..bye..off to do stuff le.. oh yeah..jiahao called mi and asked me to see magadascar..but nope, i not into cartoon stuff la..den say wad go see mr and mrs smith..HELLO? it's not even previewing yet la! blurrr.. hahax..naomi they all go europe le lehz..hav fun kz! going to miss u guys..bring bac souvenirs hor... mm..nothing much to do..say wad friday will play badminton..wat's WRONG with wrps people..why can't they reply smses huh? waste all my smses..that's what they do.. arggh.. homework homework homework!! psychoing myself : need to do homework!! need to score!! den grow up can be someone useful!! duh..why so cliche.. ahhh... why the music got prob again?? i very lazy to check la..wadeva..later.. ahh, the chalet..dun wanna blog le..so much stuff.just look at other people's blogs la..so easy.. mm..my take on the chalet? the worst times are the nites..no place to sleep!!! okay..bac..wa laox, i haven't touched my homework..YET...going to okay..just pray that i can actually make myself sit down for solid hours trying to work out what the alphabets are trying to tell me..okay, still got numbers... not much to talk abt la..been boring..i wanna go swimming again!!! tml got dentist..can hang out wif kellie again..yeah..hahax.. kz..nothing else to do le..bye.. |