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sokmuiam a cynical person who hates orientation and the ridiculous rah rah atmosphere. shares a love-hate relationship with ku-ster and the piano. god should populate the earth instaneously with adults, thus skipping the absurd toddlers and squealingn babies fan of korean shows and the rude ah jun mas, secretly think bae yong jun is not bad looking. listening to classical music on the train is a waste of my battery. Dislikes babbling women who are not efficient.adores House. Thinks that friends are sometimes a burden Adores Xinyun immensely. Life is too short to bother socializing with people I dun like. You either choose the pill and live your life barely feeling your toes, or ignore the pill and accept pain as part of the life. Secretly clings. Sometimes. |
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eeks i'm so scared mg has threatenened not to friend me o.O i will get the album lah! this is one album i really really really like loh his past albums are not his best lah, this is like totally FUN. can't stress enough on the FUN. so anyway you know who disrupted my about-to-be-productive night i was scrutinizing yiling's essay and jessica's essay trying to elicit a certain amount of literary-genius from their essays but failed miserably all i got was this sense of ............ utter inadequecy. what shit. nvm, i shall try harder. i'm currently nicely settled into a mood of try-hardest-for-lit-and-just-do-it so dun come talking to me abt lit and marks and grades if not i'll become rebellious and try to fail lit again. and this time, i'll probably succeed loh so anyway anyway back to the you-know-who (you can skip this portion for ppl who dun understand) reminded me of the time when i stormed out of the house because i had the strongest urge to just be out of it and it was raining too and i was crying like shit too nods nods* so dramatic looking back i dun find it silly or anything just...like a black and white photograph so i'm trying to say IT'S OKAY in the end. life's too short and humans are too dumb (or to wise actually) to retain our sadness for a prolonged period of time (those humans who do so end up in the mental hospital) humans have this innate switch that's permanently turned on to be optimistic. i'm serious. stop laughing lah meigui i really think so. oh okay, in an attempt to better my lit, we have such a high capacity for hope that it's quite impossible for sadness to defeat us (how could they? even the society helps by putting hotlines conveniently in schools noticeboard aka AJ) yep yep this goes out for people who feels like shit when you get your results, who feels like shit because you feel that your future is dictated by parents who dun understand what you want, who feels like shit because your own parents reject you for what you are: on the contrary, i dun think parents know everything and i dun think they own us. we owe them of course but they dun own us. it's wrong to think of it that way. and results won't matter in a few weeks time and hardly anyone defines you by your grades (anyone who does so is unworthy of your attention) yep this is a reminder to myself too =) bleagh. i supposed i'm studying tml wheeee ATTENTION! ENERGY BILLS ARE GOING UP BY 21% PLEASE SWITCH OFF ALL YOUR LIGHTS AND STOP WATCHING STUPID SHOWS ONLINE COS THEY COST MONEY!!! PS: IT'S ONLY ABT THREE MTHS SO BEAR WITH IT AND JUST HIT THE BOOKS LAH i'm super irritated i booked the appointment for tml and i was wondering whether public holiday they actually still open, but i assumed cos it's a clinic so the rules doesn't apply they shifted the date without notice so now i've got to shift it back a week it's irritating because of the mental stress i got over it. feel like going running a second time. or asking again, why me got back papers. did not bad. but because of the above italics event i dun feel anything and the grades are all okay because one portion of the paper made up for the other lousy part. so why should i get happy when my papers are so unequal. -irritated,stressed,bothered i love this post Stay young by taking a small portion of death By Nury Vittachi * Every so often something happens which powerfully reinforces my belief that the fundamental organizing principle of the world is irony. Here’s the latest example. A magic potion that keeps people young has finally been found. And what is it made of? Deadly poison. Of course. What else? The stuff is labeled “Syn-ake” and is being sold for the outrageous sum of US$120 for a tiny pot containing just 30 ml of gunk (equal to the contents of two tablespoons, or the volume of George W. Bush’s brain on a good day). This is how it is works. You save vast amounts of cash, buy a jar of Syn-ake from Selfridges in London, and smear it around your eyes, mouth and forehead. Your skin becomes stiff and flat and wrinkles never, ever form, even if you worry 24 hours a day and live to the age of 500, or the average age of members of the Chinese politburo, whichever is greater. It seems to work. The store is selling 50 pots a day to celebrities such as actress Gwyneth Paltrow. What’s in it? The name Syn-ake reveals all. The potion is a laboratory replica of the poisonous venom of holy viper snakes from the Temple of the Azure Sky in Penang, Malaysia. This is the sort of thing that tourists go crazy over, but is considered run-of-the-mill by Asians, who look at it and say: “Oh, an ancient temple filled with magic deadly vipers, yawn, yawn, let’s talk about something interesting, such as Paris Hilton, also known as Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.” It takes Westerners to see opportunities in the East. This temple, built in memory of a snake-loving monk, miraculously filled itself with dangerous snakes which cause paralysis and death. So far so bad. But someone realized that paralyzed facial muscles can’t form wrinkles. A new industry was born. I told a friend about this. She worked out that it would be better for her as a patriotic Asian and, more importantly, a card-carrying cheapskate, to skip Selfridges and go straight to Penang to pick up a snake for direct delivery of the potion. But this would be tricky. For a start, she’d have to persuade it to bite just her wrinkly places. And even if she did that, there would be a high probability that she would end up smooth-faced but deceased, which I think you’d agree would be a bit of a downer on her social life. And there’s another problem, although it is supposed to be secret. The temple guardians tell tourists that magical smoke from the holy temple fires takes the poison away from the snakes, so that they are safe to approach and be photographed with. But the monks are not stupid: I have it on good authority that they don’t trust the magic “holy smoke” and have had all the creatures de-venomed so as to prevent lawsuits from stupid tourists who might otherwise inconveniently die. In truth, Syn-ake is yet another example of a unique Asian product that has huge value – yet every cent of it is going into Western pockets. Why did no one here grab this opportunity? It may be the famous irony-shortage that Asian suffers from. Somehow, no one here thought of rubbing deadly poison into the faces of Western celebrities. Personally, I can’t think why. -misterjam.com ps: everytime i post one of his entries here i find myself worrying that i'll get sued. enjoy! pss: jay's latest album mojiezhuo is really good. like much better than his last few.=)) it's really pure pathetic i can read hundred pages of hot flat and crowded straight without feeling nauseous or turned off but i can't read an ACT of Malfi without feeling turned off by the duchess and antonio seriously, is it just me? how come the only characters i like in the play is the perverted ferdinand and the contradicting bosola? anyway the quote is really cool "everyday when you look into the mirror, you're seeing an endangered specie" i feel like i wasted my day away AGAIN. i'm annoyed. i know i have no reason to be and really i'm being irrational. but it's just those sorta baseless bouts of annoyance you get when you dun understand something and my mother isn't helping things either by hollering at me when i'm trying to do the math papers. oh, imagine my horror when i realize that last year's As paper probability and P&C stands for almost 30 marks and recurrence look for almost 10 marks. brr. time to study these topics i suppose. hmmph interesting early this morning i saw five adult cockroaches, one baby cockroach that are the unfortunate casualties due to yesterday's fogging but fortunately, the eco-system below my block of flats is still functioning and i saw delightful nests of ants around the cockroaches, marvelling at the awful size of it and wondering how they are gonna move it. after which, a heavy downpour occured so i assume everyone died tsk tsk, greediness. if the ants had only stuck to their caves and never came out, they might have survived. den this evening when i was running i saw this really romantic scene this sec sch guy/girl standing in the middle of the green green field the guy was giving the girl balloons filled with helium i think i counted ten, and i counted without my glasses quite romantic lah but i can't help thinking, IT'S SO BLOODY HOT and the girl is wearing uniform, isn't it erm, smarter to give it like, later?? but still, quite sweet lah hor it was a really big bunch of balloons ahem so. maggie gave a pep talk today i really think she's taking over the role of najib ever since she knew from me that najib hardly ever talks to us over such stupid/inane/redundant things so erm okay~ i'll study hard~ i WILL study hard~ in brave new world there's this technique called hyp-something which means playing a moral message over and over and over while one sleeps ~econs is interesting~ (i really think so) ~a girl must study hard to be good and nice~ maybe if i play these like thousand times i'll really score an A in As. hmmph highly possible you think?? okay lah i am waiting for my hair to dry so i dun scare people while getting dinner my mother FINALLY didn't cook dinner i'm so happy i can finally stop stuffing myself happybirthdaynaomi! get more niang! err.. reading mg's and pris's blog is extremely weird because they are so passionate about marks and i can't really care enough -.- i think lijie was right, we andersonians aren't like uber concerned with marks just that when we put in effort we wanna see results. but the thing is i dun feel like i put in effort so i dun really care if i do badly got back econs was a D! scraped just a D was annoyed at the marker cos the way he marked made me had no idea why i was wrong even though i really thought i was right got circles got curly wirly lines got question mark so dumb why do teachers assume we'll noe where we went wrong? got back maths B overall my paper 2 was -.- err, the disparity between studied and not studied is like, erm very obvious lah budden quite satisfied and expected since i didn't study for paper 2......... like i told everyone, everytime when i reach home i lose the urge to study because it's so ..it's just so..meaningless SIAN LAH i really think that if i'm mr najib i'll wanna strangle me. the testimonial i sent him was .......erm if he's another teacher he'll probably think i'm not serious about it and playing him he wanted anecdotes wad... so i added in my characteristic dry humour to assist in him reading such boring stuff lah. and added in details about how NTUC cashier aunties are so ming ku and all. give you an example § Developed an interest in environmental issues and taking the initiative by going to various seminars e.g. Presidents’ Lecturer Series held by SMU (where she spent two hours trying to make out a hungarian accent with no success and trying vainly to keep enid awake…) § Showed an insane amount of patience (scoffs) and resilience by going to school diligently even though it takes one and a half hour at best to get there… come on he wanted truths and things that make us stand out i'm sure i stand out enough i'm so unique and all whoever sends their teacher these sorta stuff -.- and i was forced to write this kinda stuff after he humiliated me (and xinyun okaay) infront of the whole class by saying i basically just copy&paste from the class blog -.- i tot it wasn't important mahhhhhh anyway i think my blood stream loves caffeine i can't feel a thing, except an urge to sleep got back GP results i got a C!!! much to my delight! i actually bloody passed my essay and compre even though i was operating on like hibernation/depression mode when i was doing them who cares man and yiling got 39 for her compre! i told her she can join me on the 39marks LONG HU BANG. i am the chairman, she vice chairman we shall await you mortals to ascend this wonderful pedestal oh, i told her to eliminiate any thought of the 39 reappearing again my favourite phrase was " i must have eaten something right that day" so it's UNLIKELY HIGHLY UNLIKE TO EVER OCCUR AGAIN sadly to lijie: dun be so sad!! it's okay lah i really really understand how you feel and i can't say anything to make you feel better, cos you have to overcome it yourself. But then it's a good thign cos it acts as a positive force to make you work harder! jia you! to wuyue: you idiot, why you had that i-dunno-wat-to-do face when i met you today!!!how dare you! school was..good lah, in the sense that it gave me the urge to start work again and stop rotting at home. budden.. i've almost forgotten how naggy and chang qi and incredibly boring teachers can be ..yawns* aza aza! (my blogskin always makes me feel so happy~) to mg: dao cao is nice=) i shld have ran earlier. it's disgusting how i can have tendencies to faint when i dun have sch i think my body functions just kinda shut down and operate on hibernating mode. everything gets super super screwed up and super slowed. bleah BLEAHH I JUST DID A SUPER SUPER SUPER STUPID THING i TOLD you my brain wasn't working i sent a msg to naomi telling her what i'm gonna get her for her birthday WALAO~~~~~~ i dun usually do this kinda stupid things okay. zzzz so anyway i think many guys think i'm weird cos i sorta just sit in the middle of the field and stare into space. but it's really nice loh........ one of my post As to do is to camp there overnight cos it's super scary anybody game?? bleah tml got sch getting back gp math and maybe econs somemore so appetizing and furthermore i officially am operating on negative acct balance things that need money -jay chou's new album -dbsk new album (coming out sooner than jay chou!!!) -naomi's present...... -children's day thing...... -351 dollars that i owe yip and can't get from my parents cos i need to keep it a secret from them -800++ for......dun tell you WAHAHAH -40 dollars for prom...... -more dollars for prom dress..i wear dealer's uniform can not? (quite cool what, kenneth gave me the look and say that everyone shld look nice at prom..but i think i'll look better in the dealer's uniform leh) wanna die can anyone lend me money??? i promise i'll pay you by instalments when i get my piano teaching job (becomes more optimistic at the thought of its much more brilliant pay..) i'm becoming fat old and broke oh man. i'm becoming everything that's qualifying for the mrt priority seat. sobs i think i zhong du tai shen le lah. everytime i watch a brilliant show i'll cease to wanna exist in the current world -.- shao nian yang jia jiang is so good lah nearing the end, makes me very sad and melancholic sobs sobs oh noooo i can't do anything but think abt the show cries* shit lah, i think i'm gonna be like this when i watch condor heroes too. oh man people i spent the entire one week break doing NOTHING lah~ wanna die~ hmm i think THINK i shld sit down and do some proper stuff like erm, compiling my malfi notes (i feel like vomitting just thinking of them) and erm, writing a reply to ruth which is like super over due. oh to may: I'M GLOATING! my friend bought the vcd for condor heroes! wahahahha this means that i can watch it over the period of pre-As. Pre-As is so extremely boring and disgusting and repelling that escapism is like a necessity gloats somemore* i'm kinda irritated because even though this blog skin is uber cute..i can't figure out a way to embed imeem on it. you can only hear the song if you stay on the home page but the thing is, WHOEVER COMES TO BLOG TO READ ONLY THE HOMEPAGE. urgh why is mg and pris both so sentimental over our going-to-end jc2 life. i used to have that kinda feelings oso.. but dunno why these years won't, esp in JC. maybe the kind of company i keep is more of those whom i still can talk and laugh with even though we haven't seen each other for so long. anyway can anyone tell me how i've changed over the years? or what kinda person i am i'm rather curious wanna compare with my own perspective cos .. i really think that i've grown .. cynical for one. erm, harsh sometimes i think. and..kinda. let's put it this way, i really don't enjoy human company (doesn't mean i prefer sheeps' sometimes i really dun care if you hurt your feelings if i happen to be in a bad mood and...i really hate it when people tell me what i shld do and what i cannot do. oh i shld put it on my profile.......... read my profile! why am i analyzing myself must be najib's persistent msging asking us to send him testimonial i CANNOT send him lah it's uber weird to analyze yourself and send it to your teacher and den ur teacher will analyze what you have analyzed den analyzed you see, uber weird omg. and i began this post saying i shld do decent useful stuff. ahem. read misterjam.com nury vittachi is simply brilliant anyway he compiled a list of aphorisms here's a few that's SO true. Any horizontal surface left long enough will grow a pile of paper. If you are in a bad mood, all inanimate objects acquire the ability to move just enough to get in your way. If you drop some coins on the floor, the tiny worthless ones will stay at your feet, while the valuable ones will roll miles away and settle under a Coke machine. If you say the words “Well, it can’t get any worse”, fate takes it as a challenge Replace something you’ve lost, and you’ll find the original Any spoon placed in the sink will position itself to produce the biggest possible fountain when you turn the tap on The amount of traffic on the road is inversely proportional to how desperately you need to get somewhere.” btw, i keep getting emails from a person titled viagra.admin something it's definitely not a good thing right 诀别诗 两三行 写在三月春雨的路上 若还能打着伞走在你的身旁 诀别诗 两三行 谁来为我黄泉路上唱 若我能死在你身旁 也不枉来人世走这趟 sigh to may: so nice right the lyrics ..yeah i'm being sentimental. stop sniggering people and i feel very xing wei that naomi noticed the nice song by sg wannabe-.- irrefutable proof that once again i have good music taste WAHAHAH to may: oh my you really spam my tag board haha but IT'S REALLY GOOD RIGHT?? my mother wouldn't believe me when i say it's a good show cos she thinks it's produced by err..china people (oops) but the director and producer is from hongkong!!! so it's like co-produced i damn hooked on it can!!!!!!!! and yah! why is the dvd so god damn ex -.- i'm gonna watch a few episodes online and if it's good i'll buy it too WAHAHAHHA i can't stand myself, why am i so hooked onto the show=( and i do nothing but just watch the show, my mother is getting bu shuang. AND I DUN WANNA GO BACK TO SCH! i dun wanna meet you in sch lah may sch is so disturbing and so not conducive for discussing nice shows=)) anyway, spent a ton yesterday on a sweater and a top..the sweater i like, the top..i think i got it too hastily but nvm...... feel like taking photos of everything and showing off here but kinda lazy -.- why am i even blogging, i'm just trying to get myself to do something other than watch the show all day long omg. may, what's gonna happen during As? i foresee myself just plain hooked on shows and more shows lah btw, trust me and watch EAST OF EDEN=) it's good too and it's strange that i didn't even cry for the shao nian yang jia jiang even though i feel very moved each time i watch it. strange huh. I WANT A BIKE. A CHEAP STUPID BIKE. ......yeah..i think i shld just log off and try to do something else.sigh being hooked on shows is a very very very bad thing to do when As is one month away. bleah ....najib has requested us to write some "praise thyself" bullshit again. i really have difficulties with this kinda thing because it feels so......so weird! to praise yourself when i really dun thing there's anything to praise..... oh and mel, you really update alot when you're on hols lah!!! technically xinyun and kenneth say they'll start studying on friday....which is yesterday..but i highly doubt it cos they are the last persons on earth known for efficiencies..nvm, shall call her later to reassure myself tell you something besides going out with them, and my mother yesterday i have been at home, locked up and dutifully chasing after my young warriors of yang clan ..the chinese title sounds erm more heroic shao nian yang jia jiang IT'S DAMN GOOD CAN i have the dvd~~ sings~~ and furthermore my MOTHER bought it~ sings~ wahahahhaha it's FREAKING GOOD LAH makes me wonder why the guys in our society now are so....... laments* honestly, every single guy in the show is so lovable and dignified and erm, GREAT. our society now...erm...... okay lah fine, i can't complain since females nowadays aren't exactly xian liang shu de oso.......as can be proven by yours truly but anyway it's A GREAT SHOW i highly suspect that the director 李国立 isn't from china so i googled him and I WAS RIGHT HE'S A HONGKONGER WAHAHAHAH quick call me a genius omg! i'm damn excited because he's the director for condor heroes 2008 which means that it's highly promising!!!!!!!!!!!! to may: this is a cue for you to exclaim with me and high with me cos i know you love period dramas as much as i do!!! omg! i'm damn excited!! wahahahhaah erm. not much going on in my life besides watching shows, reading books, and sleeping and waking to shao nian yang jia jiang=) oh, bought a b.u.m bag yesterday which was on sale (using my mother's money of course) quite happy and..oh yah, mg i bought brave new world because you said it was good and i bought picture of dorian grey too sigh, i'm going broke soon. SOON. but not yet haha since i haven't spent alot yet. erm what else..oh yeah that day went out with kenneth and xinyun hmm. talked a lot of bullshit and the birthday present kenneth gave was.... ......... erm piggish pink ..and soft. wanna guess? you'll never guess it cos it's the lamest thing anyone has ever given me (except px's oliver twist....) it's a .................. tissue box cover -.-""" apparently he really wanted to give me momo but it costs 40 bucks ahem so he settled for the lamest substitute he could think of okay lahh thank you thank you and i AM using it even though everytime i look at it i feel like laughing i'm gonna buy the dvd of condor heroes if it's nice=)))))))))) but i'm gonna wait for a better looking dvd to come out-.- the current one has a very weird cover.. WHEE~~ life is GOD DAMN SHIOK (glances severely at mel) it's GREAT LAZING AROUND NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING!! whee~~ my mother is yue lai yue kan wo bu shuang cos she has to do so much housework and i have the excuse to enjoy myself cos sch is starting soon den it'll be MUG MUG MUG ALL OVER AGAIN and to mg and pris who both seemed like they thoroughly screwed up prelims IT'S OKAY! PRELIMS ARE MEANT TO BE SCREWED UP! i am so happy! yippie..may ask my father to buy a bicycle for me cos feel like cycling haha omg damn shiok it's damn shiok to just sit around and do nothing mg i dreamt of you again. i can't rmb what happened but i dreamt of you AGAIN. at this rate i think smh will seriously see me as a love rival................... dun misunderstand, i really really really dun enjoy seeing you in my dreams=( anyway when i woke up at 8 this morning my first thought was "today got paper.." den i realized "eh, dun have" WAH~ DAMN SHIOK I TELL YOU I WAS SOOO UBER HAPPY i have so much free time that i took my sweet time bathing, went with my mother to the market..came back had breakfast watched abit of kungfu panda and really couldn't stand seeing tigers and cranes fighting (no lah) so went out to cut my hair again and when i came back it was only 12!! imagine my joy! den i started to wonder what i shld watch. so guess what i started on. the duke of mount deer no no not the current china one THE OLD ANDY LAU AND LIANG CHAO WEI WAN. yeahhh because apparently my mother told me that's the best version she ever seen so..i watched loh and it's AMUSING i tell you it's god damn funnier than any weird horror shows that mg watched i saw this scene where the guy was fighting and he got knocked down into a hut/shelter kinda thing and the whole roof plus pillars plus straw all collapsed the thing is, he didn't even touch the bloody thing!! he just got shoved into the middle of it den the whole thing collapsed. laughed like mad. but really, old shows are much better than current ones~ so after watching two episdes i have a distinct feeling i shld be doing something else. but there's nothing to do! OH AND I HAVE NO SCH TILL WEDNESDAY!!! WEDNESDAY! OOH LALA! i didn't noe lehh~ heh heh ..suddenly sound a bit like anson and i intend to watch shao nian yang jia jiang too =)))))))))))))))))))))))) and err because xinyun reminded me that A levels is the next exam(!!!) we shld still be studying during this period of time.. so my aim is to. err use this period of time to do my lit (and a bit of geog hopefully) justice. yeahyeah suddenly today's weather is so wonderful B E A Utiful=))) wheee prelims is over. .. oh well, i dun really feel very excited or relieved or whatsoever. kinda dumb. but it feels DAMN good to put away my notes which are like totally eye-sorish. so yeah, well you guys were eating pasta mania at cineleisure and watching BOYS OVER FLOWERS. me yours truly was rebonding. and i'm sad to say, the same as i told michelle, that i shall try to hide at home for the next few days because it's just so. erm. .. so. ..oh well, i knew it would be like that. nvm oh and why is it that i especially appeal to weird ah pehs who loiter around the neighbourhood macdonalds at 5am in the morning? and i really hate the malay girl who provoked him weird ah peh smoking malay girl :EEE what's that?! eeeee weird ah peh motions for her to try smoking malay girl : wo bu yao~ wo bu yao~ i dun wan! weird ah peh tries somemore malay girl: WO BU YAO~~ me trying to study human geog and enjoy my mac breakfast which is uber ex weird ah peh walks over to me, almost passed me, den headed back and offered me generously his cigarrete (eh how to spell) me: very meanly and cooly stared at him and waved for him to go that was how powerful i am. i didn't even go "wo bu yao" if i were the uncle i would probably shove the cigarette down her throat just to shut her up. honestly ........ oops, what if she finds this blog omg. i think i shall refrain from venturing downstairs these few days....... oh i forgot to mention the malay girl shld just totally ditch the group of guys she was hanging out with i dun think anyone of them tried to shoo off the uncle who was seriously creeping her(and me) out. so yeah, ditch them yah! like really! why do i always meet weird people?? oh and mel's entry is damn long lah, i supposed it ought to be inspiring.hmmph, save the entry, i'll show it to any of my friends who gets dumped. just kidding lah~ i am so FREE now that i'm contemplating what to do before criminal minds on 1130 WAHAHAHAHAH walaooo eh i can't stand my mother without my maid she's like totally lonely isolated blighted alienated and insist upon speaking with me who's totally not of her intelligence level. strike out the latter part of that sentence you noe what she complained about? she asked me "why pizza hut delivery need extra charges for delivery?" i told her "MUST LAH" what i wanted to say was "you think petrol now very cheap is it huh" she asked me "why cheese and chilli need extra charges?" me furiously snatches the receipt from her. note: we ordered pizza hut three days ago. she still kep the receipt and for lack of entertainment at 7pm on a monday night, takes it out to scrutinize it you noe what the receipt said? it said "inclusive" next to cheese and chilli ..................................... i honestly think she's feeling lonely i think i need to get her a parrot maybe then she'll feel very amused because the parrot obviously won't get tired of fu-yan-ing her. WALAO so anyway i'm officially declaring that my two calves look like te ka. for chinese illiterate and hanyupinyin idiots like erm..melissa? it means pig trotters. yeah, cos i ran here, i ran there, i ran everywhere but i didn't run consistently and i was too busy scrutinizing the secondary sch girls and guys who were dating. (at least i wasn't scrutinizing receipts can) it's really amazing how girls used to like that kinda guys and guys used to like that kinda girl. oh oh, and i was so ENVIOUS, i was so JEALOUS of their legs i think i used to have legs like that and i finally understood why because, we used to be people who do nothing but erm study, and have fun, play playground, date around abit and erm..basically do nothing so of course our legs look so beautiful. (that includes guys okay. the guy's legs were like oh so skinny and hairless) ........ (i'm beginning to think that i'm suffering from pre-human-geog syndrome and am spouting nonsense) so yes the point is i'm envious (oh haha) and jealous (wahahha) of their beautiful (oh wahahahhaha) legs. erm human geog tml as usual i dunno why i'm online, i dunno why went jogging just now. and i dun understand why i feel an urge to call xinyun just now ohh okay fine to show that my literature inference skills aren't that bad it's because .. because I DUN WANNA STUDY FOR HUMAN GEOG!!!! my mind has totally disregard tml's papers. who cares man. but i probably shld try to do well so of course i'll wake up early to have my lovely mac breakfast and attempt to study OH this STUPID brainless mosquito here's irrefutable proof that i'm either a) sweet-tasting b) my sweat smells fragrant take ur pick THIS MOSQUITO BIT ME WHILE I'M RUNNING AND SWEATING LIKE A PIG! so brainless?! like huh? why do you wanna bite me when i stink like shit oh i noe must be because my blood was pounding and she can hear it pounding and the blood is pulsing in the veins and just attracting it luring it to bite bites* .. okaaay i think i shld go study... sigh it's really my own fault if i fail today's case study and tml's human geog paper i did NOTHING like seriously NOTHING i tried studying human geog and i was doing it quite diligently but for some reason at the end of it it didnt' feel like i had absorbed anything at all and econs..is..total....... i really pray that i won't forget any graphs and such i'm banking so much on my tiny little brain=( oh mannnnnn I MUST FORCE MYSELF TO STUDY! and yiling was right, i think it'd be wise to study all the way through till As. but that's so horrible oh and i watched shao nian yang jia jiang -.- naomi says she can't imagine it being nice but it is loh!! michelle yeong and xinyun thinks so too and i'm amazed that hu ge can act seriously as well ..ahem ...just asked my mother to rent the dvd if they have it downstairs. sigh, i'm super distracting myself and i even watched the hongkong show with the lousy dubbed yesterday on channel 8 at 7pm but when i thought i'm being a loser already, kenneth msged me to say he's watching HERBIE FULLY LOADED. faints* SO AWFUL LAH THAT SHOWWW all i liked was the car. and i prefer it to be an inanimate thing. oh i had a super awful dream yesterday something about this weird museum lookalike place, and there was exquisite old looking boxes ..and this..very..horrible woman..wax figure kinda thing..and i was this fat old baldy guy running away from her for some reason. and the most horrible thing is that it went on with a perfect sequence, like a movie, seriously like a movie after which there was ANOTHER dream. it was..horrible too. omg i think it's the new pillow must be the new pillow. ......... save me~~~ oh man it feels good to get my room back ah ma went over to another uncle's house this morning the bad thing is that with the maid gone, my mother has to do all the house chores again good news is i get my room back and i get to stop breathing second hand smoke. ahem oh my uncle's son who is..i supposed should be my cousin.. brought over his daughter called joey, DAMN CUTE omg it's probably the cutest baby i've ever seen i swear if all babies are like that i wouldn't have the bad reputation of hating babies SERIOUSLY! like she doesn't make a fuss, she doesn't cry, she just sweetly lie there admist all the attention and quietly looks at us curiously so darn cute seriously, if all babies dun open their mouths they will be so god damn cuter. =))) see, i do like babies just babies that dun cry =))) oh i almost forgot there's this STUPID STUPID BOY YESTERDAY AT POPULAR he wanted to get pens. his mother asked "why never get refills?" he said "now then ask lah" so. ignoring the fact that there's a long queue behind them, they went up to the counter,slowly ask the cashier to find the refills for them cashier "but only got this green, dun have dark green, can?" boy: "huh ah, den i dun want" STUPID STUPID STUPID BOY my mother just asked me whether i wanna go view apartments naomi, how come parents these days like to look at apartments that they can't afford? ..must be the humans' capacity to dream so noble thy dreams. back to the story why do kids get so many pens of different colors when they dun even study that much they just use it to doodle here doodle there den somemore right, they bought a huge can of lollipops walao didn't anyone tell him or his mother that eating so much lollipops causes toothache and probably adds to his already burgeoning weight problem? kao. i stood behind that family for like 15 mins when i only wanted to buy two pens the guy behind me, about the same age, got damn irritated too you shld have seen the faces i was making bleah CRAPPP i spent my entire morning watching shui yue feng yun. miao qiao wei is just damn shuai. even when he's drunk. ........ i noe, i sound very erm nvm yip agrees. I'M BEING INCOHERENT AGAIN!!! omg i'm thinking of shutting down this blog because it's not making sense anymore. i can't believe i watched the latest episode of east of eden twice. it's so fascinating lah, how song seung heun (the one in summer scent pris!) can talk in like four different languages trying so hard and his acting isn't disrupted even when he obviously has problems pronouncing some stuff and for some reasons, even if the setting is in macau, it just adds to the show instead of disrupting it cos there were too many languages. let me count, vietnemese, korean, english, chinese, cantonese. isn't it great that we can understand so many o.O conclusion? to quote chris "i just totally bummed around today" and i'm going out later to causeway HAHA ..not as if there's a lot of things to shop but better than staying at home. so happy!!! only human geography and econs case study left to go. budden when i think about how everything is gonna start over AGAIN in like..one week, i feel like crying -.- omggg i'm in love with the show=( anyway song seung hun definitely sounded better than christian bale in batman when the latter tried to say "wo bu shi fan ren" it came out more like "wor bu shi fan yuen" -.- why did pris post in such a lit manner, such a bad reminder........ and she so rarely post such a long entry describing her exams, mostly you just totally dun come online. hmmph IT'S THURDAY! eh no. it's wednesday .. oh..i tot it's thursday but nvm, technically another two days three more papers and i'll feel slightly less tired i feel STUPENDOUSLY TIRED. omg, slept like a pig this afternoon lah i totally couldn't keep my eyes open oh, i nodded off during lit today like seriously, i nodded off a few seconds but my hand continued writing. omg. tml is math paper 2 and ..phy geog. most horrible day of all the papers. ..sigh, i still need to kill so many trees by printing out case studies. AND THERE'S STILL LIT PAPER 2 ON FRIDAY OMGGGGGGGGG~ it's 5.16, sian, as usual gonna concentrate on math (we have different priorities our class) and neglect physical geog for a while... lit can just.urgh. ..i'm still not operating on enough sleep oh man. this is shit. oh no......... i'm so tired. =( second day. today pure math paper. sigh there's still h1 lit tml. early in the morning. oh gosh. i feel like crap my blog songs so nice~ #$(@# &$(!t$^y $!@* kanasai lah wa seh my mother can talk to herself about alot of things while i ignore her. really wa seh. so high level. anyway i'm EXHAUSTED why am i so exhausted. i'm waiting for ah yun to call me back if not i wun have excuse to slack. quite tired after econs dunno why .. jia you jia you math is one of my more hopeful subjects -.- JIA YOU!! OMG MR JOSEF TAN STOP SPAMMING US WITH WEIRD QUESTIONS ABOUT HUMAN GEOGRAPHY!!!! .............. outta 8 emails he accounts for 6 of them imagine my horror spurting out like blood when i open each of them and realize i have no idea what he's talking about hopeless plus hopeless plus hopeless. prelims only ma right ... tml at two o'clock i'll be in vj hall row number 4 under the supervision of the scary mr jack cook whose first name has been speculated for very long (We were wondering whether it's john cook or jack cook) ........... shld i watch king kong tonight and half nelson, it looks nice it's a show starring ryan gosling(is this how u spell his name? his last name sounds like some breed of goose..geese?) and about african kids and teaching and him being constantly strung out on drugs. i always like guys strung on drugs. ..forget i said that i'm scaring myself this must be how all mortals feel in the face of inevitable death i must learn to transcend. hmm i must learn to transcend. krishna pls gimme strength susila can also. ohmyfreakinggodthisishorrible and mg stop posting such slanderous things abt me on ur blog. everyone who reads ur blog thinks i'm a murderous person when i'm in fact very nice. even the um-chio-buay-chio de song ming han also thinks i'm murderous just cos of what u said abt me on ur blog. so untrue! and i still miss momo=( there was this article in today that talked about some particle collider machine somewhere in..dunno where ..that will be started up next wednesday, causing particles to collide at light speed and produce .."sights" that hasn't been seen since the world is very young. apparently some people are concerned that this will mean armagedon. that this machine will throw us so back in time that we'll all suffer some terrible catastrophe. unfortunately that's not true they launched a report and said it's "no harm to mankind" i almost wished that the bloody machine is here in singapore next to vj fine, i won't be selfish, let's sit it where the old dhl balloon was, i'll share it with hwa chong and aj and all other schools having prelims. OMG. this sucks lah it's saturday and i think late last night i've decided to give up liao. honestly this is totally the calm before the storm. i can't be bothered to do any more math and all i can do is to stare at my notes and attempt to digest them. even though it's highly impossible. urgh other than that.. i watched house yesterday till 1am. and then i had a nice dream...about...i can't really rmb HAIYOOO~ WHINES LIKE A DINOSAUR* and what's WRONG with ang mei gui??? ...bleah i've decided to be lethal and just aim the bloody machine at nj (hwa chong can suffer the negative externalities OOPS) and just exterminate her because she's so bloody annoying how can she just remind me like that that her prelims end on wednesday??? and that she has no school on monday???? ..i'm gonna be mean WAHAHHA laughs at her* you're gonna fail anyway=)) (so are the 9999999 rest of us) but still look at this I don't get it. I bet $0.50 the men in black from Momo are really stealing our time when we aren't looking. To keep in the Time Bank. (Momo is a nice book, by the way, and Sokmui even named a stuff toy after it. Okay sorry Sokmui, I accidentally showed the world your sentimental side. -sniffs... Okay she's going to kill me.) not to mention that no one ever gave me Momo, despite me begging anson to do so. sniffs* you dunno which is Momo? it's the darnest cutest pig ever in the whole wide world (yes it even tops meigui) *go googling for momo*
oh i forgot, shuling and hz (kb?) gave me this mini momo that's supposedly a speaker BUT the speaker sucks so it's sitting somewhere in my closet since it's too small for me to hug I WAN A BIG MOMO LIKE UBER BIG THAT KIND ......why am i sounding like mg now. i suddenly miss kim sam soon alot=( oh, and i'm hooked onto this korean group called SG wannabe. yeah what kinda name is that. i can't rmb what it stands for but i noe it doesn't stand for singapore wannabe. who would EVER wannabe singapore. (okay fine. i hope i dun get sued by patriotic blog patrols) but anyway they are really good (even though they are not shuai they sound shuai. you noe god should make it this way. either you sound shuai, or you look shuai. fairness mah. and eliminate people like melissa who probably just happen to be made on god's good days. EH) so yes they sound shuai. (i insist there's something called sounding shuai) and they are good they sang the first song in my player .................... i wan momo omg i laughed like mad when i smirked/giggled/laughed/exploded when i read this column. will put it up after i blog this entry actually i'm beginning to really suspect the point of my blog. seriously besides entertaining people like kenneth whose sense of humor is as warped as me, and to basically give me an excuse to come online and stray from my blog to mysoju and tudou.. what else does it do?? ...i almost wished that josef or najib reads my blog then at the very least i can take comfort in the fact that all my whines and complains abt how much the geog dept at vj sucks (oops) are getting across.. anyway i'm busy binging on kfc it's my..third? order this week WEEK not month mind you oh yes i must express my heartfelt gratitude to yiling. she has given me some slight tweeny weeny hope of actually passing my plough and the stars the darling (who by the way owns a murderous cat, ask her go on, we suspect her cat ate up one whole bird and left bloody tracks around the house) passed me her own notes on the plough and the stars=) her exact words were "anyone who's been to mr harris's lessons will know how much you need the notes" ........................... true. but still, dun have to put it that way mah but i've never ever been under the impression that i will do well for lit my onlyhope is to at least pass the damn thing because if i dun, every single tutor (and i have THREE TUTORS FOR LIT) will come after me and go "sokmui, what happened?" like what najib did last term. oh gosh i'm blabbing again ... so yes i did nth today AGAIN. seriously i really wanna smack myself for my lack of motivation i'm warning the world this is definitely going to happen i'm definitely going to go into the exam hall feeling okaay, den when i'm doing the paper i will definitely find it difficult and when i leave the hall i'll feel stupid and disgusted with myself for not studying more so if my face turns black, go away and dun show me ur happy face you've been warned now, for that column from mr vittachi who always reminds me of a distorted mr macdonalds. www.misterjam.com Crowded hours are happy hours The real reason why Asian cities have low crime rates By Nury Vittachi * Over breakfast with a couple of Germans and an American at a hotel in Macau, I pondered one of the most puzzling East-West mysteries. Crime is linked to poverty, so why do cities in the richer West have more crime than those in the poorer East? Confucianism? Asian values? Respect for authorities? Maybe Asian criminals are just too dumb to pull off a decent heist, I thought. This column has several times reported on hapless thieves who break into houses only to drop off their wallets, keys, toolboxes and in one memorable case, a getaway car. I was still thinking about this puzzle that night when I got back home. Like most Asians, I live with way too many generations of my family in a space that is way too small. I went to bed at 11 pm. At midnight, just as I was dozing off, my workaholic wife came home noisily and woke me up. At 2 am, Grandma woke up and turned on all the lights, ready for her usual hearty breakfast of English tea and custard creams. (Our doctor diagnosed Grandma as suffering from “disorientation and general confusion about everything” which worried me as the term perfectly describes my normal state of mind.) I fixed Grandma a snack and sent her back to bed. At 3 am, Grandma turned on all the lights again, informing me that we should phone the reception desk and tell them to reserve a table for us. I told Grandma that our kitchen does not have a reception desk (“You can’t get the staff these days”) and sent her back to bed. At 4 am, not one, but two of my children woke up. One needed an urgent visit to the toilet and the other needing comforting after a bad dream. “Did you dream about a scary monster?” I asked. “Yes,” she wept. “Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat.” I told her that if Mr Myers turned up at our flat, I would drop to all fours and bark to scare him away. At 5 am, Grandma turned on all the lights for a third time “because we are approaching the harbour and will soon have to disembark”. I told Grandma that the apartment was not weighing anchor here, but would continue its triumphant journey across the seven seas until morning. At 7 am, I finally achieved a state of deep sleep. Which was when the alarm went off. Time to get up for work. I’m not asking for sympathy. This action-packed home life is common enough in most over-stuffed multi-generational homes of Asians. But it is probably very different to that of say, Texan families, who I understand typically consist of two rednecks and a goldfish, each of whom have a separate (gun-filled) room, wing, building or ranch. Now I wouldn’t want you to think that every night chez Vittachi is as disrupted as that one. No sir. Some nights, it’s much worse. Granny and the kids act as a tag-team, taking turns to wake me up at 15-minute intervals. What fun we have! After arriving at the office, I sent an email to one of my German friends. “I’ve been thinking about it, and I reckon I know why Asians don’t commit more crimes,” I said. “Actually, we’d love to. But we’re just too tired.” oh no. i 'm starting to have an anxiety attack i'm serious i woke up this morning and the first thought in my head exploded like "shit, today is thursday" ............. this must be how xinyun feels everytime oh no i have this fluttering feeling in my stomach. SHIT but the thing is i can't make myself study the more i try to study the more i stare at those stuff the more....of this feeling i get shit-.- i wish kenneth is online now. we can whine and bitch together. the only person i noe which is online now is josef tan know why? just received his questionaire via hotmail. ......................... i dun suppose i can send him an email back that reads this? dearest josef tan ter tye (thunderthigh) i am seriously sick of your emails. everytime i receive one, i am jolted with a shock that i have yet to study human geography. everytime i receive one, i am utterly dismayed at the number of Cs i'm bound to get for prelims. worse, everytime i receive one, i have this strong urge to charge straight to vj and rip our your throats so you can't see our scripts. and stop signing off with weird names whose significance i have ceased to understand. OMG~~~~ someone comfort me quick~ ..every single time i look at math or lit i feel inadequate i planned my whole weekend (roughly, you noe like just speaking to yourself) and planned to study alot of stuff but i noticed towards the end that i didn't plan for econs -.- den i started to panic den i looked at the stuff for math and i began to have this panic attack. plus the caffeine in my blood stream which made me feel like i'm constantly on edge. oh to mg and pris i always forgot to say, the book that i wanted for my birthday? dun bother, i bought le, couldn't resist the temptation and it..erm quite suck. so yeah you can save the present for next year anyway i was tired and feel like giving up (again, i normally become like this once the sun sets because i feel this sense of hopelessness that another day had gone without me becoming cleverer) so i started to "Reflecting" i honestly think i do too much of this "reflecting" for my own good ..so yeah back to the point i realized that i am quite close to the goals i set for this year #1 good diploma results #2 a good 88 concert (err i suck in the end but i was quite satisified nonetheless) #3 (secret haha) #4 good A levels. #5 some other stuff ..so i'm quite close.. but it seems like i'll never reach it. sigh esp number 3 and 5 ...... nvm .i told you i shld stop reflecting. makes my life seem inadequate. i'm confirming what i'm already sure of east of eden rocks. why is it that korean children are such brilliant actors and for some reason they have no lack of cute/handsome/attitude kids to play the part. DAMN GOOD LAH i think singaporean children can only play whinny/autistic/retarded/annoying parts. omg must watch can east of eden if you watch ONE korean show this year make it this =)) gives a big sigh* wednesday already ..oh no i apologize first for any attitude problems that i'll display during the course of prelims. the koreans have outdone themselves again i'm just so grateful that someone made this show and ost=) really wanted to give up on prelims. but it's not the time to give up.yet omg i'm dead meat. this show is really really really good if you are sick of watching romance comedy (although i dun understand why i would get sick) or just wanna watch something serious for once.. watch this show  east of eden before the main characters even come out i'm already hooked onto the show cos the cast and plot is too good AND the soundtrack is good AND it's 50 episodes and it's still airing in korea. what more can i ask for I'VE FOUND MY SUBSISTENCE=) although it's such a heavy/sad/meaningful/great show that i'll probably be stuck just thinking about it all day. really lah just merely watching the older generation in the first episode already very nice omg. i'm dead. i know naomi is dead too. she's stuck watching jap shows. junru prob watching some taiwan shows. we're so dead.
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TADA! I named her momo!!! so cute! 