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sokmuiam a cynical person who hates orientation and the ridiculous rah rah atmosphere. shares a love-hate relationship with ku-ster and the piano. god should populate the earth instaneously with adults, thus skipping the absurd toddlers and squealingn babies fan of korean shows and the rude ah jun mas, secretly think bae yong jun is not bad looking. listening to classical music on the train is a waste of my battery. Dislikes babbling women who are not efficient.adores House. Thinks that friends are sometimes a burden Adores Xinyun immensely. Life is too short to bother socializing with people I dun like. You either choose the pill and live your life barely feeling your toes, or ignore the pill and accept pain as part of the life. Secretly clings. Sometimes. |
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my student made a guess regarding my age and said i was fifteenmr ku insulted me by saying i look like david carrdine whoever dares to say there is a certain resemblance better be prepared for my wrath. plugged tagboard
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..hiiii today is the first day of term 3 (officially if you dun count exams) .i've forgotten how BORING lessons are. omgg i almost dozed off during mr harris's lesson. don't ask me how that's possible, what with nicholas professing his love for cherissa and dennis with his indian accent but somehow i found myself losing focus and dozing off and of course we dozed off during mr cook's lesson, everyone did. i told cherissa that my neighbour's neighbour's neighbour are all asleep. melissa looked like she hit a truck. dennis looked uncomfortable leaning over to sleep nicholas on the other hand, looks like he's sweetly feeding off mr cook's lecture and in a terrific dream. how is it possible people can sleep without swaying in their seats? it's a skill i desperately need to learn. so yes, sch, was boring. and my financial state is DISASTEROUS. according to my bank book, which collated everything i spent THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER MONTH FOR THE LAST HALF YEAR. which is simply, OUTRAGEOUS and DISASTEROUS. so yes, i am going on an SAVEMONEYFORMYLIFEMODE. you'll see me constantly starving myself and talking to myself going "nono you cannot do this, you cannot buy this" and i've decided to enlist yiling's help, since she's so auntie that she will help me scrimp and save and all you people if you guys haven't celebrated my birthday I BEG YOU TAKE ME OUT ON A NICE MEAL -.- i'm so desperate. it's only the first day of sch and i'm already sick of the queues infront of the stall. they look like cockroaches begging for food. ohwell came online wanted to write my t3a but either my eyes are failing me, or student portal has dropped off our vjc net. -.- i can't find it so err i supposed i'll draft it out during rehearsals between tml and wed (i'll have all the time in the world) people who are stuck in sch with nth to do can come and find me in the PT. all will be welcome. fatassesskinnyasses and all. and i'm SO hooked onto james rollins. i thought i've cured myself of fiction addiction already. unlike xinyun it turns out i can appreciate books other than silly vampires.... so anyway, i got f.paul.wilson's newest book in the library today! it's called..erm, ..i can't rmb. so i started on it, and one part of it was actually amusing. ..oh. damn i realized. i'm typing longer and longer sentences. this won't do. i'm off! the incompetency of some just maddens me. i speak as if i'm superior but sometimes i really think i am. yes i have an attitude problem. sue me. see if i care. omgggg i cry like SHIT okay really cry like CRAP lah i very long never cry until so jia lak le .. absolute boyfriend is SO NICE.......................!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm sorry to be so disgusting but it's so freaking nice. the ending was nice also, very sad but very beautiful sigh he's just simply so goddamn nice lahhh i know if i blog you guys sure will scroll over it de so nvm but it's SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO SAD. omg i can't stop crying. crying like crap lah i think it's about the same as i watch titanic. omg i think i'm a terrific daughter/sister. ..no lah, in fact i think i'm horrible anyway, am waiting for my bro to finish bathing so i can mop and clean the toilet. yes, i'm born to be a slave but it's okay i kinda like doing it (yes yes i'm sadistic) so mg can't make it tml (wails, why!!! if it's cos of songminghan i'll kill him! i swear!!!........no lah) yeahh so i shall post on my 18th birthday today i know you guys wanna read it loh don't deny yourself heh  the cake that they bought me, it's ultra expensive lah and it looks so pretty^^ i didn't know how to pose with a cake so dumb..so yeah enid did it with me. that's the present they got me, so prettily wrap with CHRISTMAS wrapping. oh well, conserve conserve group photo! shokodu (correct right?) service was really not bad so we treated them to two pieces of the cake! haha. from left: michelle yeong, jessica, justyne, michelle yip, xinyun, yiling, cassandra, me, enid, melissa! omg don't we look like one big happy family with yiling as the head (since she's so tall) i made them take neoprints with me! it's a tradition that i've established this year=D everyone must take neoprints with me=DDD and it was the correct move loh, cos it's so pretty! our neoprint even got onto the honor roll! it was number 6 i think=DD so pretty right?so yes, got quite a few people to thank my dear JC clique: for the lovely birthday presents and the lovely cake and the lovely day and the lovely neoprints haha, i feel very loved=) and even though i really thought that birthdays aren't really special but there was a moment in shokodu that i really feel..erm, "different" yes so thank you all very much! thank you enid for saying that to yiling that she felt she ought to dress nicer to "Respect" me cos it's my birthday. i told her i'm celebrating my 18th birthday, not 80th da shou, dun need respect me-.- thank you yip for lugging the cake all over from pasir ris thank you yiling for the presents that you picked out, so super sly lah you thank you xinyun for the present that i've yet to receive thank you michelle yeong for the mushy letter that she said she's written for me -.- thank you many people bows bows* oh and kenneth and xinyun were very sweet even though they didn't quite succeed apparently they wanted to play a birthday prank on me by calling 97.2 the morning call programme and telling chen jian bing to call me and say that i forgot to write my name on the geog paper must go back to sch -.- super lousy prank but still in the end their call didn't get through cos there were too many people but thank you still for waking up so early to wait for the programme, (kenneth complained) i know cos kenneth was quite testy in the morning hahaha (no lah) oh man, i feel very loved this year, i dunno why thank you kumboon lijie shanti? i think for shouting out so loudly HAPPY BIRTHDAY infront of the sch gate when i came back to sch for the PE meeting -.- thank you boon lijie and shuling (who else got share?) for the TAE WANG SA SHIN GI DVD! how come you guys cannot me for weekend dinner=((( like that my bae yong jun monday den can watch.......... but still, it was very nice of them. it's the second dvd they got for me. tsk. always take easy way out hahaha (jk jk) thank you to all those who msged me, i felt so shocked when some of them msged me *digress: there's somebody howling like a wolf ...actually, it sounds like a female ghost. i'm serious. VERY CREEPY leh somemore now like got dog barking!!! omg i told my mother den she say it's ritual. every month once or twice she'll hear. she suspect it's some lady but refused to tell me, saying : very night now, tml den say omg, so kong bu!!!!~ okay back to those who msged me thank you: anson jiahao (i tot why they so gd rmbed till i saw that mg highlighted it on her blog CHEY) gary (he told me reached 18 can go clubbing liao, i told him to club his head) kenneth (whose msg was very offending but since u made up for me......) shuling (i honestly dun really understand ur msg but erm, thank you) wuyue may yanwen wynne? (i can't rmb leh, too many!!!) and..oh yes mg mg mg mg and err.pris! almost forgot. and of course darling naomi (pls delete the darling) and err...errr....so many i can't rmb..oh yes karen oso, quite surprised, and kaixia my VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY obsolete friend. trust me, we haven't seen each other for like 13 years, nor talk, nor anything. but still, thank you! and anyone else that i've missed out. i honestly think i missed out someone but i can't rmb -.- omg, my saving is failing. i'll kill blogger if this post doesn't get saved. and oh! on the night before my birthday i received ruth's present! it's a j.d.robb BORN IN DEATH BOOK (leers at boon and shuling heheeheheh) it was so sweet lah she sent it via postage and used up a lot of weird looking stamps (sometimes i think that her house has stamps hidden everywhere all her stamps are different.!) and i was surprised she rmbed i love j.d.robb=) so sweet =)) speaking of the book, i'm almost to the end. sigh. lucky after that i got james rollins HEH and i slept like from 12 to 6 today again. cos bro interrupted my sleep in the morning okay okay shall post more pics if people actually yue me out pouts* oh btw i was very polite to a cockroach on my birthday. i rmb it very distinctly cos it was so amusing. it was broad daylight. there were so many people and this cockroach DARES to walk across. from my left to my right den i realize i was blocking it it stopped at my shoe, looked quite puzzled (if cockroaches can master expressions of puzzlement, they mostly just look hungry and murderous) and stopped for 5 seconds. i decided to be nice on my birthday to a creature so far below me and so i stepped to the left and let it past =) ........i tot it looked rather harmless but it's probably nigging away at something in my cardboard now. the ungrateful thing. ..so random -i feel very loved =D too lazy to update, shall wait for after the dinner tml with mg and pris den i'll update with photos and all oh yes..mg you take pasta?! is it edible? and abt that thing........yes, THAT thing hmmph, how to send u -i still feel very loved=D so this is going to be an ordinary post for an ordinary day today=D actually considering to go sakae buffet with lijie boon and shuling budden....for one thing i've eaten so many crap yesterday i have abit of stomach upset for another thing, i usually can't force myself to eat the worth of the money i'm paying de lah so yeahh have fun! i'm just gonna stay at home today, rest look at the sky and revel in the mood that i dun have to do anything except lie very still and pray for my tummy to go away. -.- oh yes probably need to run some errands buy some groceries and stuff. isn't it nice to just have nth ahead of you asked my mom to cook porridge cos i didn't feel like eating anything heavy=D and i slept late last night, woke up early cos my brother, for some unknown reason, very bu shuang de came into my room and off my air-con and stomped out angrily -.- what did i do? snore too loudly? so yes i'm sleepy in a nice way hope you guys have a great day too=D ..err i thought you should know melissa ..the advertisement on your blog is advertising www.bloodseason.com and..the ad features this weird looking gluey guy that's green and naked and issuing sounds like "urghhh..hmmphhh urghhh.." ..very hard to type it out lah but it's truly gross ..i half thought you posted some porn video for fun. ..it sounds like porn yes -.- so today was econs and GP paper. SIAN loh. as usual i got sleepy during GP paper. and econs was paper..was..thrashy. haha.... just watched another episode of mei wei guan xi. so weird. why do i like the show even though it's quite lan.. AND I WANNA BUY TAE WANG SA SHIN GI AND COFFEE PRINCE DE DVD!=D ..dunno what else to blog le i can't believe it. i cried. AGAIN. absolute boyfriend is NICE de loh. ..i'm at episode 10 and i already feel super touched. ahhhhhhh~~~ i think i'm going mad. keep crying over jap dramas. sigh. gtg study soon i guess since i've decided to post an entry after all to boon: yes your MY HEART WILL GO ON answer to the "how long will you wait for your lover question" was quite genius. i can't believe you were actually funny, you never cease to surprise me and no, i'm not touched. at all though i'm a tad apologetic i forgot the andersonians -.- prob cos i see u guys way too much. much too much.. to pris: yes kill them, such a waste of resources on the planet. so anyway, while researching on treatment for retinal detachment.... i came across this website. underneath treatment..it described the treatment.. and this last line here...as an afterthought We want to reassure you that the surgeon does not take your eye out of its socket to operate on it.- from http://www.rnib.org.uk/xpedio/groups/public/documents/PublicWebsite/public_rnib003661.hcsp i snorted like crap. honestly. people watch too much pirate movies. and anyway, i'm grateful for the four years of crap i went through at Anderson. at the very least i understand what's retina, cornea, and sclera (i think) and conjunctiva (yes i still rmb u) and vitreous fluids ......it's kinda comforting. i watched half of sweeney todd just now before bro came back. ..it was SO crap. i mean, they should have just acted you know. i practically watched the show ignoring the horrible musc and living for the few spoken dialogues between the genius actors/actresses. sigh. just scrape the singing why don't you. ..the moon is so bright and round that i can see it even through my closed window which is tinted abit. .my mood sucks. econs suck. ct2 suck. Harmony-seeking Idealist
this is like such a uber lame quiz -.- oh and yes i met layjia that day with her bf! she looks thin now and still very forthright and cheery haha! but when i met her i was in a lousy mood cos the next day got piano exam lah -.- * People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs. * Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. * These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people! 1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? can i NOT do this quiz? it's such a turn-off..err probably cry like shit, hit him like sit..den either forgive him or kill him.simple 2. If you can have dreams come true, what would they be? you know, the way they craft these questions, it's almost they want you to say "i wan blah blah blah to be my lover" but neh neh i wun say it. i want my A levels to be straight As, tons of money to fall from the roof of my room and xinyun to be a doll=) 3. What will your dream wedding be like? ALFRESCO! ALFRESCO THING! i cannot CANNOT stand banquets, it's such a chore for both the bride and groom and the waitresses, so it shall be a free buffet thing at the fields behind my houses cos it's so nice! it's never hot! it's always windy and the grass are always green =) oh i can prob invite the guy who plays the aeroplane to attach "happily married" or something to his plane and fly it around WAHAHAH 4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you? priscilla answer is cute! but no, i'm not confused-.- like really really 5. What’s your ideal lover like? are you sure you want me to get into it....???? ..sure? really? ..okay den #1 he must be as cute as xinyun #2 he must not be as gay as kenneth (okay okay he must be twice as sweet as him cos kenneth is sour) #3 he must be less horrifying than mg #4 he must buy a dog for me #5 either he has a lot of money so he can feed me or he can cook very well and feed me=) #6 he must MUST, this is a MUST. he MUST be taller than me. -.- #7 preferably has thicker legs than me so i'll look good beside him HAHAHA #8 are you sure you wan me to go on? 6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone? this question is so old that i dun wanna ans lah 7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love? there's no intending is there? don't people just wait without intending to? 8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? kill his gf? 9. Is there anything that’s made you unhappy these days? you know, good question. there IS something that's making me unhappy but i can't figure out. and i get these mood swings, one moment i'm deliriously happy the other moment i'm depressed. oh no. should i call the depression hot line??? and of course, the pile of unstudied notes on my table looking forlorn may have something to do with it.. 10. Is being tagged fun? you think? 11. How do you see yourself in ten years time? urghhh this is such a dumb quiz. behind bars of changi prison with no one visting me. happy? 12. Who are currently the most important people to you? mr najib cos i hope he'll give us some clue on geog, mr josef because i hope he can set the paper easier. and okay okay my friends family and the dog that i hope to own in the future 13. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is? who? pris or mg? i think mg is cute (LALALALA) pris is cheesecake crazy and i dunno why both of them calls me soky 14. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor? married but poor 15. What’s the first thing you do every morning? interesting. let me describe to you. mostly i wriggle alot underneath my blanket. stretch my arms. produce a sound that is similar to "UHHHHH" yeah den cover my head beneath my pillow and try to ignore the crink in my neck 16. Would you give it all in a relationship? oooh! this sounds like a sex education question. in case najib or josef is secretly patrolling our blogs. i shall say no=) cos najib always says "should you have sex? NO" 17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick? .................................. i refuse to answer this stupid vague bo liao question 18. What type of friends do you like? cute ones like xinyun and kenneth who can be made into dolls (the latter i'm not sure anyone would buy..) oh xinhua considered not? her sis, very cute too. and weird ones like mg and pris i'm not sure why we bother keeping in touch with each other....and err oh yes my clique at JC..whom i love adoringly despite not knowing why...and oh yes must not forget the non-existent weilun peixian and gary.......hmmph oh yes and junru the short one=)) 19. What type of friends do you dislike? .......it's obvious if i dislike you you wun be my friend right? I'll tag (is there eight ppl who reads my blog???) kenneth, melissa, may..haiya who else? oh yes kumboon! and err..err..four other dumb ppl..jiahao??? anson got blog not? (but you see, ppl who reads my blog dun have blogs!) before i watched coffee prince i always thought this kind of dogs only exist as soft toys I WANT THIS KINDA DOG  omg it's so cute lah!!! you can't even see his eyes and it's so furry and soft and everything SO CUTE LAH!! i wan this kinda dog! so anyway took my diploma exam this morning=) was good lah=) surprisingly enjoyed myself the examiner was some mr wilkinson who looked like john travola but he was quite friendly and nice=)) see my smiley faces=)) and oh the guy incharge of like checking the candidates and registration is a guy studying geog in NUS he was very nice too, like talked to me to distract me and we were both talking abt how much science pracs suck haha but i didn't have time to listen to his reply abt why he chose to major in geog but he was really very nice=) and when i came out the next girl asked me why i looked so sad ..i went "huh? i do? no lah" cos my last piece was an emo piece mah, must act emo. anyway the dog is really cute. SO CUTE. so yep i'm feeling accomplished. if i fail my diploma it must be cos wilkinson didn't like me hah and i feel nice that i can take off another one of my 2008 goals (checked) pass 2.4 without fainting (half-checked) finish my piano diploma so i dun feel like studying now was so nervous yesterday that i didn't sleep properly lah even after encouraging msgs from kenneth and xinyun i laid in bed from 9pm to 11pm when i finally realized that it was too hot. yep, so now i'm gonna slack. i dun care, even if there are like a ton of stuff i have yet to study=( aza aza! and the dog is so cute aww my bro is so cute! second bro, he came back from hongkong just just now and like a female (duh) i bounched up to him and asked whether he got anything for me he went "uhhh, yah got a bag..den auntie got some clothes and a jacket for you..puma i think" and he showed me the bag it's.....this!
but it's quite pretty yes??? and i walked out his room feeling quite happy den something occured to me.. i walked in, and said "eh this bag you choose de ah?" (dangles bag) him (takes bag and looks at it) : yah, i choose de, very ugly meh?? den my mother was um-chio-ing when i said "uh okay lah bu hui lah"
but it's quite pretty yes?? and it's me somemore, i never knew my bro had such a good grasp on what's me=) i think he'd make a good bf=)) awww for once i'm glad i have him as a second bro see, this is called good payback, since i bought him his puma bag from hk too heehee but still, can't believe his taste is this good...hmm =D urgh no wonder my eyes are tired the first and last thing i see before going to bed is my beloved laptop's coffee prince. of course i'm tired-.- slept at 8pm last night but took me one hr to fall asleep despite being extremely tired. but this morning was super nice=) i lazed in bed ...and dreamt that the fields behind my house flooded and people were drowning .......... and this jackel came into my house and i screamed until my bro came in and chased it away. ..what a weird dream. i'm strangely ravenous these few days during mornings ..but the noodles my mom bought aren't nice at all lah. ...shall go get coffee!! speaking of coffee..i wonder whether christopher is deliriously happy in washington. ..he better bring something back for us. oh and i've got to spend the entire day in sch what a lift to my spirits (1,2,3....lift!!) honestly ..according to my rough schedule..i'm supposed to finish stats today and do my final revision tml for math and start on econs ...... ........yeahhhh ..i'm blogging chopped up sentences.bleah today morning is very nice! and mg i'm becoming optimistic! i like the sun and day better than the night and rain now!!! woo hoo! oh and hello minghan! i'm not usually this friendly but it's the holidays and you are mg's bf=))) (on other days i'll normally just ignore u.....) ....... as you can see. i'm positively going mad coffee prince is nice ..oh, my coffee=D omg i'm so bored and i dun wanna touch stats. .. ...just kill me i'm so bored i'm blog hopping while waiting for coffee prince to load (it's loading very slowly....) and i found my primary sch friend shang fei's pic on minghan's archives! i think she's in nj chinese orchestra....... small world eh? anyway i went starbucks again today i counted at least four sec4/jc people mugging and i didn't even count those that went in pairs. there were four individuals (including me) sitting alone with huge piles of papers. and i know none of us were really doing anything cos i caught the eye of a very pretty girl not once but four times, and the guy sitting right infront of the counter looked up when i collected my drink ..... and there were a bunch of light blue uniform girls who, granted tried very hard to study but winded up...gossiping. yeah. so much for constructive work I'M GOING MAD~~~~ think i'm gonna sleep early tonight. and that particular person, UPDATE! ps: i have a livejournal acct named ilovexinyun. cute eh hello hello uh oh i can no longer say mg is cute later minghan come and box me. but minghan is cute (am i allowed to say he's cute?) uh, okay, you guys are cute?=) ..anyway mg that entry is abt the only thing that got my eyelids moving up 0.1mm inch this morning. woke up feeling like i haven't slept (again) see ah, if i dun on air con it's uber hot if i on, my blanket is too thin so it's uber cold SO I CAN'T SLEEP PROPERLY URGH?@(!!@($:!@& ..so yeah i tried out the $100 000 piano today. it's good of course duh, it's 100 000 piano. OH YEAH MY MOTHER HAS FINISHED BATHING..MY TURN! if i dun bath i'm afriad i'll just totally fall asleep now. goes bathing happily* bathe finished, am happier by a tiny fraction. so yes mg of course the counter shot up, minghan is much more interesting than jay chou. who wants to hear abt jay chou anyway? "(ugh) and how come everyone around me is getting bf? so disturbing, what if naomi tells me tml that she's got a bf too?? (shudders) ..so yeah i have an urge to hug porky here
(no offense lah) ..as you can see, i'm going slightly hysterical. I NEED TO STUDY STATISTICS BUT I AM SO RELUCTANT! OMG!!! WHAT KIND OF SHOPPING CENTER IS THAT? omg i spent 45 BLOODY MINUTES TRYING TO FIND AN OPENING INTO THAT STRUCTURE THEY CALL A SHOPPING CENTER. you see, i have to be at the piano sch at 10am. it's on the same floor as harvey norman and the only way i know to get into millenia walk is thru harvey norman thru the food court so, i walked all the way, thru city link, to suntec, cross road, to food court and walked to the link leading to harvey norman. and what do i find? HARVEY NORMAN ONLY OPENS AT 1030AM ...... so like an idiot, i went around searching for any signs of entrance den i asked a security guard, who was very very nice. but. BUT. he asked me to WAIT FOR HARVEY NORMAN TO OPEN. when i tried explaining that i have to be at the piano room at 10am. half an hr late would mean 50 BUCKS BEING THROWN DOWN THE DRAIN! ......... so FINALLY i found this stupid opening besides dozens of cafe. i went in. relieved, i went to the toilet (there was only ONE toilet along the whole bloody long stretch of the hall) and i realized. ALL SECOND FLOOR ENTRANCES ARE CLOSED BY HARVEY NORMAN!!! ..so i had to ask the service counter person, who seemed to imply that i'm a bloody idiot with her turned up nose. ...and told me to walk RIGHT TO THE BLOODY END, TURN LEFT, AND THERE WILL BE AN ESCALATOR. .............................................. honestly why does harvey norman take up the entire floor? it's bloody inconvenient you noe! .........i need to study. study study study. welcome back kenneth and mel! newest sign offs by josef donkey kong ...... i'm pretty sure he's bored. so yes i was so unhappy today cos the bright sunny day turned into cloudy opressive one at the end. -.- and i did nothing today! i'm so proud to tell you that xinyun would probably feel relieved. i woke up feeling super tired and i vaguely rmb i only fell asleep truly at around 7am........when the day was bright already. so what i did today vacuum floor mop floor wash toilet =)) took up alot of energy and after that i bathe....watched coffee prince which is really nice and cute. and......laid on my bed and watched the sky which rapidly turned dark. .. i'm turning fat! wanted to do stats today lah. but so ma fan. and i looked at the revision exercises.. ..why do schs do this. i look at it, i was like okay..i noe how to do it. but it's so MA FAN they purposely give u vectors like what (4,19,3) this kinda stupid vectors so that when u calculate sure make mistakes. purposely de loh i tell u and yes naomi you hahahaha at what exactly -.- and mg still sounds very cute when she's mad (although i'm quite sure she's very horrifying in person....) esp her MEH I'M ANGRY D: yeah quite cute. sounds like an angry sheep, which..just can't appear to be too angry. tries to picture an angry sheep* *sheep mehs and wool fell off* ....as you can prob tell i'm BORED. OH YEAH ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND NUMBER 9 IS OUT IT'S OUT!! ~ does victory dance~ does more victory dances~! ...... i'm only taking a break from studying lah dun gimme the evil look=) ....... weilun is ignoring me over sms. again. sometimes i think he should have been born in stone-age. bleah omg i feel deprived that i haven't discovered this earlier read the following column! it's by nury vittachi (someone i discovered that actually has a decent sense of humor) Friday, 07 March 2008 Never Laugh Your Head Off This joke is going to kill you, unfortunately By Nury Vittachi * WARNING: DO NOT LAUGH at this column. Readers who do so are acting entirely at their own risk and we assume no responsibility for injuries caused by the reading thereof. An alert reader informs me that contrary to what was stated in yesterday’s column, laughter is not necessarily good for your health, but can be lethal. “In 1975, a 50-year-old man called Alex Mitchell laughed himself to death watching a TV comedy called The Goodies,” she wrote. “His wife Nessie wrote to the actors thanking them for making her husband’s last moments so happy.” I was intrigued. Thinking about this in a taxi on the way to see a comedian friend, I was reminded of The Funniest Joke in the World, a 1969 Monty Python sketch. This went as follows: During World War 2, a British comedy writer laughed himself to death after composing a joke so funny that anyone who heard it died laughing. So the British army decided to use it against the Nazis. It was so powerful that each word had to be translated by a different translator. (One translator who accidentally glimpsed a second word was hospitalized for weeks.) At the height of fighting in 1944, monolingual British soldiers leapt on to the battlefield and read the German translation of the joke, causing their enemies to drop dead on the spot. I am convinced this was based on fact. Idioms about humour all have violent connotations. “He laughed till his stomach hurt”. “She split her sides”. And the horrific: “They laughed their heads off”. From the back of the taxi, I phoned a doctor friend in Central. Can a person die laughing? “Oh yes,” she replied. “Laughing raises the heart rate and causes the body to go into a convulsive state which can trigger a heart attack. Ideally, you should pitch your jokes to raise your readers’ heart rates to no more than 85 per cent of maximum.” “Can a man actually laugh his head off?” I asked. “Not at your column,” she said. “Thanks.” I dialed the number of a friendly lawyer. “Should humorists take out limited liability coverage in case a reader actually does split his sides?” I could hear him scratching his wallet as he pondered. “It would be cheaper to add a disclaimer to your column,” he advised. I finally reached the Lan Kwai Fong café where I was lunching with the comedian. He told me this was an issue only in the west. “Westerners laugh more easily and take out lawsuits more easily,” he said. “Asians, and especially Asian men, don’t like to show their feelings.” This solved a mystery that has puzzled me for months. Last year, I did a comic routine in front of an all-male audience of East Asians. They sat in stony silence. No one laughed. But afterwards, they raced up to me, slapped my back, told me they’d never heard anything funnier and made me promise to make a return visit. They must have been concentrating on keeping their heart rates at 85 per cent of maximum. if you are bored and sick of studying go to www.misterjam.com or www.vittachi.com (both works i think) and laugh=D ....mg i'm not in love with you please..... and really meh, i mentioned u alot of times meh? ..you have to understand that you are like an attraction, those tragic, appealing, weird drawing power attraction so i'll always refer to you. but really, dun flatter yourself and you weren't a twit in sec sch what, where got? i only rmb u being very scary, bully and err, owning a weird sense of humor (you still do) ..but no, not twit. everytime i come home i have this serious sense of doubt ..whether or not i've studied -.- it seems like nth has gone in especially after the run just now, which was like shit because i keep stopping to see this guy play with his aeroplane it's very nice you noe and i saw this..pink body with big wings birds. soaring=) and oh, there was a weird guy playing golf! golf leh! i was quite sure i wasn't mistaken cos i stopped to stare. and towards the end i was so fed up of acting like an idiot running the same track where the guy was playing his aeroplane i sat down and watched him. den he decided not to play anymore -.- but the field behind my house is really nice ..i was quite fed up though, think they were developing something there and there was this track of road where all you can see and smell is those big machines and overturned soil mixed with cement smell ..and smokes of overworked machinery. ...quite irritating. it used to smell quite nice. of grass. ..why is my english today like..so shitty must be xinyun, influencing me everyday and my god. it's almost 9!!!! ........ and right, curve sketching is not that horrible at the very least it's very easy to study. cos you'll be too sian to attempt the questions, so you study the theory which is so simple it deceives u it's a deceiving monster. so you will be deceived into thinking it'll be very easy. so yeah i studied today at starbucks! which was strangely empty i suspect it's cos everyone's trying to avoid the pack of bankers downstairs trying to interview everyone i was so sian of rejecting again and again ....but i did it very nicely lah of course they've been standing around in the sun for hours i noe, cos i watched them when i got bored of watching curves. .....and i'm blogging alot of shit. =( off to attempt.......FUNCTIONS! lovely functions. functions have a lot of functions and they function! (cute eh?) ..ignoreme short entry cos i dun wanna push the naomi-makio pics down too much=) anyway, it's a great morning coughs* afternoon (since i woke up at 11am) cos.......... # my boss my hero made me feel very nice # i received a msg from a certain somebody who made me feel very happy for her=) # mg's very cracked up over naomi and makio (mission accomplished!) and no mg i where got always bold ur name??? i only bold it when there is something i wanna tell you what............ don't flatter yourself^^ and yes priscilla is soooooo auntie lah she told me over the phone and i was like "you damn cheat bk loh!" den she retaliates and say "they cheat my feelings first lah!" so yes how abt it? i wanna eat ichiban=) see i'm like so smiley today, and i can't stop this entry even though i promise to be short-.- study study study! let's just all do our best yes? in the emails that's from josef tan, he's signing off with so many names that i'm getting confused. either he's bored or he's just being himself (idiotic, retarded) ....what's apple ho? and veron juan? .....?? ..well i supposed he's just being bored since there's no one to play with him cos we're all busy studying. (not for human geog though, kinda given up boo hoo) so i'm NOT going for famine camp=((( yeah, i'mt NOT going it's like super sad i'm currently in a weird mood i'm relieved for not going to famine camp because #1 there's NO ONE I KNOW IN MY GROUP (at least kenneth is with his friend, mel is with HIS friends who's i think not gay..) #2 as i mentioned in the post downstairs (pls scroll) i'm scared of hurting my hands (despite sounding very niang..) #3 i realized that i have to test the piano at 10am on monday.........so yeah, not eating for 30 hr might affect the playing.hmm #4 if i go for the camp i'll have to not go for my last final piano lesson before the exam. which is super precious sigh i'm unhappy for not going cos #1 I PAID 30 BUCKS ALREADY (nvm, i'll just treat it that i did charity on my mom's behalf. it's my mom's money lah) #2 i told my whole family i'm going already (shit) #3 i really wanted to go cos it's such fun #4 to prove people like weilun wrong cos he said it's paying to torture yourself (isn't he compatible with xinyun) ..so yeah i'm sorta like caught in between but the decision has been made 500dollarsdiploma VS 30dollars30hrfaminestarvecamp. ........ of course the former wins. so okay, done with that btw, this is for naomi and shuling whom i've complained about lousy jap dramas so much I LIKE MY BOSS MY HERO oh, i forgot, and mg I LIKE MY BOSS MY HERO i actually CRIED leh can, for the last episode (i'm left with two more parts..saving it for later after i get shagged by math.......er.sounds..wrong.) yah i cried! i never even cry for the lousy kimuratakuyashow where he's this hair cutter? designer? dressser? or whatever and fell in love with a handicapped girl ... the show that sherhan swore by, i tot it was rather lame but i cried for this show=) and the guy, the makio makky guy is actually a VERY good actor when he cries properly -.- i laughed so much when he bawled like a crazy kid. but it was really sad lah when he cried so ..erm devastatedly yeah. btw, if you are sick of sch, and exams and think that sch life really sucks and you dunno why you are in sch (namely miss goh xinyun and the rest of the world) you shld watch this show it's abt this 28 year old mafia head who's an idiot and was sent back to high sch by his father and learning to appreciate sch (Despite the exams) and .. i think it's like very like our lives lah watch it, ..may be quite lame in the first few episode but..it's really nice=) i'm glad i watched it=) oh, pls remind me to post a naggy post after CTs cos i'm inspired by this show to appreciate my life more (even though the woman that rules my house is still irritating.) (dun get it? my mother lah) oh btw to mg and pris ICHIBAN SUSHI IS HAVING A 5 DOLLAR MEAL THINGIE!!! CAN WE PLS GO EAT THAT? oh..but pris dun like jap food =( i forgot naomi=( would you like to come over to woodlands??? ......or we can go citylink somewhere and FINALLY eat out fondue. anyway, i swore to myself i'll blog about this. the first time i saw makio i was reminded of naomi .......did she get inspired by him.......??
they have the same gek-sai de faces lah! (runs for my life) i get so irritated really when i buy something nice back home to eat, i want people to appreciate it not to say "don't buy a cake so small so ex" what's your problem if you dunno how to enjoy life, den go further away it's so fucking irritating when you are trying to be nice to your family and they just look at the tag and nothing else are they getting so old that everything to them is the same? that's damn sad if life is like that den it's damn sad if you are living your life not knowing how to enjoy it den i dunno what else to say just go further away OMG i really think i have the most unique of friends. -.- weilun replied my msg ONE DAY LATE. i was thinking yesterday he wouldn't reply le lah. and this morning he replied me -.- omg..do people who do this get smarter? maybe i should try it out.ahem .(it's not as if he's very smart..) okay so anyway i was CORRECT correct i tell you my mother just said this "mei ah.....you kong must help me wash toilet" ..see? what did i tell you kenneth and xinyun? i can SENSE it. ... luckily i'm going to famine camp okay..mg, your shirt is dark red btw it's a nice shirt. so yes, famine camp i'm beginning to have serious doubts about going #! i need the weekend to study (despite all my curvse curves pm yesterday on msn i didn't do CURVES at all! i spent the night doing vectors!) i think i must have done around 60 questions of math yesterday...you have no idea how shagged i felt at night. and i laid in bed feeling this sense of anxiety....coughs coughs* #! i'm afraid of carrying heavy stuff........ no no, it's not i'm afraid of heavy stuff, it's that i'm afraid to strain my arms despite sounding like a niang person here..if i strain my arms, i can't play properly and my 500 dollars diploma is on thurs see? and somemore i can't be sure i'll be in the same group as kenneth or melissa if not i can beg them to carry the stuff for me =( so yeah, two compelling reasons not to go omg shoot me shoot me nth else to blog about. everyone's busy looking at curvsey curves...except some people who cheated my feelings and made me think she had CTs while she's comparing tee shirt color........... btw mg, i wanna buy nice LONG tee shirts, any idea where? i'm STILL thinking about shopping, see? i'm hopeless, just shoot me AND how can they do this to us??! there are over TWENTY CHAPTERS of math you noe! compared to ct1 when we had only what? 8? omgggggggggggggg i feel like blogging on my the class blog and complaining to najib YOU NEVER SAID JC LIFE WOULD SUCK THIS MUCH! AND I HOPE HE GOT SOMETHING NICE BACK FROM BEIJING. HUR i'm so shagged that i dun even know how to blog -.- i just blew up at my bro he's so fan, like auntie like that, so much fei-hua bro: cousin say tml meet at 6am at t1 ah? me: yah bro: he call you in the morning ah me: he sms me bro: what's the earliest train huh? me: lai bu ji lah, cannot make it, take cab bro: huh why cannot make it? take cab ah me: CANNOT MAKE IT LAH bro: aiya...cousin can drive not..ask him take me. me: (MY COUSIN LIVES IN BEDOK) AIYA!! YOU VERY FAN LAH! ten minutes later~ bro: hotel got towel? me: yes lah bro: hotel got toothbrush? me: .............DUN HAVE bro: why don't have? tooth paste leh? me:......OF COURSE DON'T HAVE LAH!! bro: huh, so lousy one me: GO OUT LAH GO AWAY!! ......yet another ten minutes later~ bro comes into my room, sliding door opens bro: hotel got swimming pool?? me: exasperated sigh* bro: hotel got jacuzzi? me: HOW I KNOW WHICH HOTEL YOU GO?? bro: huh, i think should have lah..better bring swimming trunks me: GO AWAY LAH!! YOU VERY FAN LAH! GO AWAY!!!! bro goes out, never shut door properly me screams: SHUT THE DOOR PROPERLY LAH!!!!!!! 2 minutes later~ door slides open again, i'm beginning to hate the sound bro comes in, me is so exasperated i wanna punch him bro: hk and sing got time difference? me: don't have bro: huh don't have ah? really not? me: DON'T HAVE bro shuts door while mumbling: huh no time difference ah? so weird one ............................... (all the above exchanges are true) ...why is my brother SO FAN?! like woman like that! i'm more man than him lah! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG so fan!~~~~~~~~~~~~ my mother asked me to get a bag for him den my bro complain say very "niang" DEN WHAT? kns!!!!! keep interrupting my show lah!! walaoooooo~~~ GOING MAD* i think meigui is extremely bored. but well i tried it too =) name of my band is : THOSE WERE THE DAYS (err) title of my debut album: NOT KNOWLEDGE BUT ACTION (errrr...why so)  .......this is the cover for my album. so weird. in the sense that's quite coincidental cos i really miss my primary and secondary days..... and that i really dun wanna study i wanna do something else (not knowledge but action) ..and the pic reminded me of KIM SAM SOON THE PIG and just today i got KIMSAMSOON chinese novel. weird huh ..so yeah anyway i really wish that i can say this that having not touched math for so long, touching it agian feels intimate and familiar and strangely reassuring but no....! of course not! i feel alienated, frustrated, and numbers just seem to be like greek symbols and my algebra rules are like total shit. i think they've escaped into space. spent the afternoon with junru and bedok library trying to study TRYING being the word i wasted today away AGAIN. omg i think i ought to shoot myself. i only did ap and gp. and gp was so depressing cos it made me realize my algebra sucks. den i came home, ran, prac my piano (at least i did that producitvely and focusedly) den now i'm gonna watch half an hr of my boss my hero den I MUST STUDY DRILLS MYSELF* I MUST STUDY MUST STUDY aim of today is to finish recurrence, induction and any other chaparang chapters. aim of tml is to finish differentiation. PERIOD. end of friday is to finish VECTORS. PERIOD. ...................just watch me fail and kill myself i think i shouldn't sign into msn. people are too distracting esp christopher who's flying off to washington in five days (five, he was so happy he could count it using one hand) and kept reminding me that i have ct2 oh, and he totally sucks at trying to comfort me that i haven't studied. =.= ...........i hope weilun fails his CT2 -.- den i wun feel that bad=D SHIT i haven't mailed the letter i wrote to ruth long long time ago oh no. and ps: my fan is emitting weird noises. like those a kettle makes when it's boiling.............i think it may retire soon to all ct2 muggers, AZA AZA!!! my bro just gloated him: eh, what you wanna buy in hk me mumbled very bu-shuangly: ..help me buy sports jacket.and sneakers. our shoe same size de him: wahhh buy such stuff very expensive de leh me: ..urh him: what else to buy ah? what else is cheap and nice? gives happiness look* me: ..dunno lah him: eh..there got where nice to shop? me:...........i got exam lah, very bu shuang, go away lah *gives bu shuang look* him: gloatingly* huh ah? exam ah..you man man exam loooh ............................................................ i'm getting irrtated withs ome stupid people who are just plain inefficient and i'm getting irritated with myself because apparently i've planned so many things that i dun have enough time to study i haven even started on math wanted to focus tml entirely on math and somebody msged me at 6pm that there's coaching. i guess i can't blame him. but honestly. sucks. today studied human geog with kenneth and xinyun at my aunt's house ppl please please please look at other JC's notes they are far better -.- i think VJ needs to learn something from them they are not VERY good but at least they are much more organised and stuff so i thought today was rather productive..... xinyun says otherwise but she said she hasn't gotten that feeling for a while.so...... and anyway kenneth is blind, he's like 500 degrees and his glasses were crushed by his father..so poor thing. well, looking at the world blurly is not a bad idea really .....i'm so irritated by how little time i have left that i lost the mood to blog abt xinyun's ridiculous brain. ......ridiculously small remind me to blog like later ............. irritating piece of shit i'm back! haha UNR was quite fun lah except for the fact that all of us now have sore butts and very sore thighs.....take it as exercise loh-.- cos the first game, they made us family march. nine of us had our feet tied together, like, first and second person left and right feet tied together sense and we not only had to walk around 50m? we had to DUCK WALK 50 m i tell you, it's totally no joke i rememered distinctly how jessica looked. she looked like a duck that's prepared to have her legs torn out underneath her. and all of us looked like shit anyway i'll post pics once naomi sent me since only facils had their phones with them....hmm i'm too lazy to post abt other stuff..shall wait for pics den elaborate i feel human-.- finally after having enough sleep last night and having subway and having a bath , A BATH gonna go out with px soon=D ..shall go get my beloved coffee and subway cookies aza aza everyone! only two weeks to go for CTs!=( okay fineeee melissa the perv has guessed it it's a condom! such a cute condom! me pris and mg were like -.-"" who the hell would be so bo liao to go cartoonize and cutify a condom? and the shop keeper was uber funny she said "it came in two sizes" and we were like "huh???" so yes jiahao is an idiot (reiterate mg) and i can't believe anson has been reading my blog all along you mean you've been reading it throughout the whole year? and pris too? omg i dunno whether to be touched or surprised or shocked or lala isn't it BORING to read my blog since i dun mention you at all -.- that's what xinyun always say, she skims thru whatever that doesn't have her name diao okay UNR later omg i have thsi strong reluctance for it ......for some reason i was trying to sleep longer on my lovely bed this morning and yes i must MUST try to mug already MUST!!! AZA AZA! now this is weird someone explain to me why i have this pre-armagedeon mindset. whatever i do today i get the feeling that i have to really really cherish today and that i'm like going to war tml which is weird ..i think i may be inheriting xinyun's dislike for camps. apparently she said she'll give 100 bucks just to NOT go for cic is it that bad? so yeah she got me hooked on two week's notice i never knew that sandra bullock was the lead actress and of course hugh grant is cute ......... and i'm watching like kate and leopold it's almost midnight i know but i just get this feeling like..you noe i shld make the full use of today because i'm gonna be like screwed tml irrational right? and AND if xinyun is reading this, i DIDN'T watch tae wang sa shin gi yeah hurray celebrate for my accomplishment but despite the really witty exchanges in two weeks' notice......... i still can't forget the existence of the bloody tae zha (tai zi) in tae wang sa shin gi. i'm gonna go mad soon just watch me and OF COURSE i can't help but reiterate how DOOMED we all are just look, LOOK at the pile of stuff that we have to really really study for CT2 and i did managed to read some global reader today and i did managed to look at the learning outcomes it's just BLOODY disgusting it is! it's just bloody disgusting. i can't wait to tell najib and josef how irresponsible they are to dump this on us why is outsourcing and offshoring NOT in the learning outcomes? it's so weird right? ........ well okay i'm off watching hugh jackman(another hugh) ..........i'm getting a headache, i can sense it but i just can't make myself go to sleep ......gosh  let's play a game!! guess what is this? is it tofu?? is it mushroom? is it banana??? or is it something else! guess and tag!!! i bet you'll NEVER ever guess what it is clue: it comes in two sizes hahaha This guy called Eric came to take our orders. The funny thing is he had his notepad with him, but he didn't have his pen. So when Sokmui started saying what she wanted, he very automatically started trying to write on his notepad, and then he must have realised he didn't have his pen, but was too embarrassed to take his hand away. So he continued writing on the notepad like he was holding a pen, when he wasn't. And Priscilla and I were super amused by it. She couldn't stop laughing. LOLLL. We burst out laughing after he walked away. It was hilarious. Then we went on talking about, what will happen if we ask him here and tell him we want to cancel our order. Will he strike out some imaginary word on his notepad with his non-existent pen, or will he crush the blank piece of paper and throw it away angrily. HAHAHAHAHA. LOL. And that when he serve our food, he'll holding nothing actually, and still act like whatever he's holding is so hot it accidentally burned his fingers. LOL. And so when we pay the bill, we've to act like we're taking our imaginary notes from our imaginary wallets, drop it onto his hand, and then tell him to keep the change. HAHA. And when we left, I left him a note. 
credits: mg's blog wow i'm back and honored to think that mg feels happier that she's meeting us.. everytime i go out with them i feel like i've aged another 10 years cos they are so..well..erm childish?? i've realized that naomi isn't even as childish as them ahem so anyway we ate this student meal at pizza hut (more like i ate) and there was this waiter, this guy, called eric super funny i'm waiting for mg to blog so i can just copy paste. pls blog about it cos i am too lazy to blog abt it-.- so yah blog! and err..i'm feeling like i'm pregnant again despite what you guys say, it's a perfectly legitimate adjective phrase. and i think it's rather creative loh i just looked at a person's email on my msn and realized i have no idea who the person is. who's what uai_ru@hotmail.com? ....hmm to pris: no i didn't buy the stupid ...sandals? cos they cost 17.90, not very expensive true lah but still......i'm not a sandal person so like, weird, dun need spend money to get a pair of shoes i wun wear right (like i dun do it enough already) so yes, i'm gonna wear the pair of ..err guyish shoes that u guys will say looks very ugly. but i dun care -.- goals for tonight............ prac piano. hmmph ..read geog global reader if that's the only productive thing i'm doing today. watch taewangsashingi. oh no. watch absolute boyfriend. oh shit, watch my boss my hero THIS CANNOT GO ON !!! schedule for next wk mon: meet up shopping with px tue: study human geog with kenneth and xinyun. i dun care. i must finish the bloody human geog that day. i'm not touching it anymore after that day wed-fri: MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH =( sat/sun: famine camp schedule for last wk whole wk: math math math math .note to self: squeeze in econs and geog. ... dun care abt lit anymore i'm giving up on the stupid lit so disgusting no matter how much i try, i still get like shitty grades bleah=( oh no i think i'm stuck in my fantasy the fantasy that xinyun knows very well i keep wanting to be stuck in the tae wang sa shin gi world -.- oh no. zhe me ban lah xinyun the show is just so sad lahhhhh omg this cannot carry on lucky tml got unr ...can take my mind off this stupid addictive show =( the song is so sad the show is so sad and of course the actors and actresses were damn good too zai zhe yang xia qu i'll never zi ba lahhhhhhhhhhhh so anyway i sat at citylink coffee and toast yesterday to emo and people watch i saw this mother breastfeed as she walks!! of course she was decently covered with a sarong lah, looks quite elegant actually but there was a fair bit of twitching involved so.......i was quite certain heh heh and...there were quite a bit of good looking people........who chooses to accesorize themselves with weird choices of companion........ really! like damn weird couples of bf/gf lah and i saw this pair of girls, one wore jeans and purple tank, the other wore denim skirt and purple tank ....funny meh? and do we get more color blind as we grow older? ..this auntie wore green top kinda green tinted bottom and wore red glittering shoes. wow not to mention this india kid i confirm guarantee he's not a singaporean he threw a map of singapore those touristy guides on the floor on citylink RIGHT INFRONT OF ME and worse! his parents just glanced at the map, kicked it a bit off, and went off i was like, right in his face lah rude kid the shop cleaner happened to be around and picked it up omg i was so stunned that i looked around to see whether anyone else has seen the same thing so eww~ ..ah my blog is playing the sad songs again i'm going mad going mad ...this must be how xinyun feels about edward=( oh no. so after that i met xinyun and xinhua den they brought me to gramercy urgh why are scores so expensive and we ate munchy donuts aka donut empire, apparently they changed the name so they could expand overseas or some other corporate logic den we went parkway, popular where xinhua spent a long time trying to decide between assessment books ah, the good old days -.- how i wish i'm still taking o level math anyway the pair of them are both..very weird. yeah that's my final conclusion oh xinyun, i think i still owe u money for the donuts..yeah ..hmm and i still owe yiling 11 bucks. sigh gonna have piano later and i'll try to immerse myself in the real world again but.......... sob SO HARD*** shit i still feel very drained despite sleeping..... cos it was a lousy night of sleep kept dreaming of ruth anyway i am NOT pregnant thanks for all the concern i dunno whether to feel insulted or ridiculed or just because i put my personal msg as "i feel pregnant" ..this guy whom i haven't talked to for 12 years came up to me on msn and went "pregnant?" ..... i so didn't know how to respond so i ignored him and mg told me jiahao also asked her ........ DIAO isn't it obvious it's a description? omg so ridiculous so again. i am NOT pregnant i merely feel pregnant aka BLOATED without reason that's all! rolls eyes* i feel super tired and lethargic today cos of yesterday lah, the zoo and the kids and everything and i kept dreaming of ruth and somebody else i can't rmb so now i'm like super tired even my mom can tell i think shit, dun feel like going for camps le and imagine my disgust. there's no phone booking for studios i have to go down myself to millenia walk to book the damn thing irritating ..i'm so tired that i kept forgetting what the hell i'm supposed to be doing.urgh i am SO tired now -.- you know, we never truly appreciate how noble teachers are esp teachers who bring students on field trips me melissa and cass almost died today bringing 9 kids, just 9 kids around the zoo omg i'm so tired now but it was quite a nice trip lah and i realize i really like the nature better than the bloody urban structures .....xinyun let's go farming and right, zoo people are all so friendly -.- they are like so nice and smiling and friendliy towards us, prob cos we look like we're being tortured by kids and they are so nice to the kidsi who just keep whinning abt food/water/coke/icecream urgh well erm ......i'm too lazy to update much oh after that me and naomi drank this uber nice dark mocha frap at starbucks and ate lasagne (how to spell ah) at delifrance! it's really good!!! naomi's taste buds are pretty accurate i'm so tired i'm thinking of not doing anything for the night except stoning ......and i'm so happy that lijie and i gushed so much abt tae wang sa shin gi .....i think we're both pathetic. ..yeah well life's so miserable and empty i kinda enjoyed today, in the sick way and hey, kids bring out the best in me loh i dun think i've ever even been this patient with my mum bleah and some person out there. blog properly lah! what kinda entry is that! blog something that's funny so i'll feel entertained -.- oh yeah! px is finally free to go shopping on monday!!! yeah!! eh to kenneth and xinyun, u guys wanna study on tues? next tues? ahh i've eaten so many panadols this month that i'm beginning to think that i'm going to have some terminal disease due to over-dosage or something ..but no lah, i only eat like one pill instead of two (cos one pill normally does the trick already..) but still.. nvm do you guys know that looking at my own blog makes me very happy -.- yeah it does especially now, i'm melting melting melting~ cos the dbsk song is so nice=))))))))))))) so nice=))) mysoju refused to cooperate last night and i grew so fed up of trying to load the show (which was actually a good thing cos i studied in the meantime) i turned to my trusty dvd player. i said trusty "player" not disc. ...somebody bought UNCLEAR pirated dvds (i'm not bothered with the pirated, i'm bothered by the unclear) but still, i was very very happy after watching two episodes of tae wang sa shin gi=D oh, btw cass, depp bagged the best comedy performance for pirates (uh) and best villian in sweeney todd (which i oso have the dvd but hasn't gotten the mood to watch it yet.) coming back to tae wang sa shin gi......i'm so happy look at me smile* cringes at the amt of work i've actually done* oh, and tonight there'll be absolute boyfriend grins very happily* .......why am i so retarded okay so contrary to what most people think i actually do watch a little soccer. err i don't really have the time and i can't make myself learn the clubs and all so i usually get a bit more concerned with national teams and matches.. and i thought this picture was brilliant, whoever took it should have a payrise.
the final score was 7-3 -.- i think i was right in skipping the match last night had the feeling that it was really going to be quite horrifying. but still, i think singapore did good lah.. even though obviously they were better.. goes to show how raw our soccer is. maybe one day we'll get to see nicholas kang there.hmmph so yeah surprise surprise i actually do watch soccer now and then and i even clamour up in the middle of the night to watch world cups although i really know NTH abt soccer rules and everything..but obviously it's sadistically fun to see guys chasing and swearing at each other.. i said something like "walao, we all lost damn bad" to my mother and she thought i was refering to vj soccer. i was so fed up that i just slammed the door AND she's apparently angry at me for how unfilial i am because. i refused to teach her how to use the camera phone. reason #1 i taught her before reason #2 the phone's not with us, so i can't show her reason #3 she didn't sound nice reason #4 she's bound to make me teach her again after five mins of teaching her. reason #5 to prevent myself from suffering early stroke yeah. and to somebody out there, ur blog is getting dusty. UPDATE!
Super Size Me opening
watch this. watch the show and stop eating macs. wakao. i just put in the imeem music of dong bang shin ki's qian nian zhi lian theme of the tae wang sa shin gi .......den i realize why different from the one i downloaded. den DEN i realize ....... the bloody imeem one was in jap -.- forgive my bias but korean sounds nicer so here you go=D i uploaded mine=DD as you can prob tell i've given up on any constructive work today imagine my dismay when i went to pris's blog and she blogged two lines saying she's gonna study today ..nvm i'll just read the stuff i borrowed from the sch library on econs and globalisation as usual i tot the books were like ancient..but you never know.. oh i forgot to say i watched SUPER SIZE ME YESTERDAY (and yah yah i noe it's obvious i spent the whole of yesterday watching alot of shows and doing nth in particular) but you must understand i spent the whole of yesterday afternoon HELPING TO CLEAN UP MY HOUSE AFTER THE MIO PERSON RUMMAGED THRU MY PLACE TRYING TO INSTALL THE THING. no lah, he was great really. very patient with my mother who can't tell what's wireless what's not but we moved alot of furniture to get to the bloody sockets so i had to vacuum the whole damn place. yeah ......so see, i WAS constructive. ..now i'm spending forty five mins blogging to entertain you guys aren't i noble back to SUPER SIZE ME it's a documentary on MACDONALDS AND ITS HARMFUL EFFECTS. (err yah) it's kinda hard to tell you the findings of the film.. which for the ignorant is about morgan spurlock, the producer and director and self administered guinea pig for the show, who experimented with eating macs 3 meals a day for 30 days to see what the consequences were and the consequences were.........quite consequential. yeah so watch the clip i'm gonna post okay i think the America's portion of Macs is way too big lah ..they scraped it anyway FYI, the super size SIZE. it's REALLY huge monday wonderful day not really, i wasted an entire morning in sch doing.. ..doing.. you'll know what i did what you go back to sch and i wasted my early afternoon going with mom to the bank..and cutting my hair so yeah i look like a strangled dog now no dun worry i didn't do the drastic and cut short my hair. it's still long but i still look like a drowning dog so anyway late lunch i'm trying to make THE diarrhoea of the century hit myself so that i can finally understand whether i'm having stomach upset or menstral cramps (they are kinda difficult to diff when they come together.) so i ate this ah shucks the photo uploader is anal again ..imagine a photo here of black pepper fried rice where the black pepper is overwhelmingly overwhelming so yes anyway i ate that and i drank a mug , aMUG of coffee and i'm gonna eat some mango cake later .if i dun get diarrhoea at this rate i dunno what will happen to my stomach i'll prob force some eggs that my dad fried down if i still dun get to shit. okay so today it's four o'clock now i hope junru wasted her day away so i'll get to feel better she's falling for ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND TOO=D the world is such a wonderful place with these kinda shows around. i watched 30 days of night yesterday it' a vampire storY if you are a resident evil enthusiast you'll prob like it esp when you are like me.......who happened to have a bro who sold the PS hence unable to get my hands on a game. mostly...... it's about this alaskan town that is plunged into darkness for a month when the sun sinks below the horizon during the month of ______ insert what i'm supposed to know after studying physical geog but i failed to noe (is alaska in the north hem or south?) so yeah the vampires are hungry hungry hungry they mostly look like this 
step 1: open bloody mouth step 2: show ultra disgusting weird metallic teeth Step 3: gargle gargle gargle honestly, they speak like that it's so resident evil. and of course you can't understand what they are saying so the producers have kindly put in subtitles. how considerate and josh harnett is the town's sheriff (kinda young huh) who needs to keep alive and protect the town (or the few remaining people left) for the 30 days and ditto! because he needs to save his wife, he injected himself with vampire blood, turned into one and killed the head of the vampire which is photo number 3 up there i think and saved everyone! and ditto again! he watched the beautiful dawn with his wife and died a horrible death burning to death by the dawn's rays. actually i thought josh harnett did a pretty job with his character. and of course it was touching the way he protected his wife. and it was actually quite sad when he burnt to charred bits in his wife's arms. it was a pretty decent show lah that's what i'm trying to say i think naomi would have screamed at several parts.. okay I noe i'm disgusting i can't believe i'm saying this but..i'm recently kinda hooked onto this show. and this guy i tot i would NEVER say he's good looking. but look at this. he's really kinda good looking here loh and it's not JUST my opinion. several girls think so.hmm 
and the child actor is so cute i'm pretty sure i've seen the guy somewhere before....so anyway while i was searching i came across some of bae yong jun's modern shots ..............i think i'd rather just forever picture him in this show. HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER HERE LAH OMG so yah okay i think my taste in men have like totally plunged. first it was the 50yearold miao qiao wei den it was zhou yu ming (which granted he was shuai lah but...still........) now this. how old is he? and he really gives me the creeps in modern shots ..but THIS SHOW HE LOOKS VERY GOOD LAH -.- faints* i'm disgusted with myself OH OH!!! dong bang shin ki sang the song for taewangsashigi (tai wang si shen ji lah) no wonder it's so NICE=DDDD |
it's a small hand bag lah, can't see properly and the gold rings are covered by the white thing
..it's the pigs that i've received from naomi and mg respectively. naomi is the bigger one, mg is the smaller one. goes by sizes too=)
look at our coach avramovic glower as the uzbeks cheer
and the way they speak is